North Carolina State Pathetically Begs Reporters On Twitter To Give Wolfpack Players All-ACC Honors

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Aw man, this is kind of sad.

In the pitiful football conference known as the ACC, NC State, a perpetual bottom dweller, would be remiss if it did not let you know that some of its players aren’t totally terrible at football. The official verified NC State football account has been spamming regional reporters all day about All-Conference voting. It would like everyone to know that it has some “strong candidates!!”

I counted 27 Twitter spambot messages. Could you imagine a school like Alabama, Texas or Southern Cal doing this? Hell no. What an irritating thing to do.

NC State is 7-4 this season, but has played absolutely no one. The combined record of teams NC State has beaten is something like 2-29 against other P5 schools.

If the entire All-ACC team isn’t just Clemson’s starting offense and defense with a few Tar Heels and Seminoles mixed in, then we know that the whole process is corrupt. The ACC has been unequivocally atrocious this year, with only Pitt, UNC, Clemson and Florida State playing semi-competent football.

I mean, the season isn’t even over. NC State hasn’t even gotten blasted by the Tar Heels yet. Clemson and FSU, meanwhile, are about to go give it to the “mighty” SEC East that was taken to overtime, and beaten, by FCS and lower FBS opponents last week. Run through like shit through a tin horn. God damn it do I love rivalry week.

A message to all social media interns at Power Five schools: Don’t be like NC State. Look less pathetic and do your bidding behind closed doors.

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  1. Pack3298

    Fuck you Steve Holt. Your knowledge of football outside of the Sec, big 10 & 12 is equivalent to that of a 5th grader. How about before you make fun of a school and conference, you actually use factual data instead of sounding like a butt hurt teenage girl. Nc State’s “easy schedule” was certainly that in the first 4 games, but if playing FSU, Clemson, and UNC is easy, then you must be a moron.

    All in all, fuck you

    10 years ago at 9:25 am
  2. Nolanwastaken

    The SEC East left a lot of college football fans the same way I leave women, let down, not satisfied, underwhelmed, list goes on.

    10 years ago at 10:42 am