Oakland Athletics’ Sean Doolittle Forced His Girlfriend To Go See “Star Wars,” The Results Were Phenomenal
True life: I’ve never once seen one Star Wars movie. I was never exposed to them as a child and have never had any interest in seeing them. Not knocking all those nerds out there who did want to see it like Oakland Athletics reliever Sean Doolittle, though.
Doolittle was fired up about the new Star Wars movie last night, and of course he was going to force his girlfriend to join him. She wasn’t as thrilled as he thought she’d be.
"I bought you a new outfit," he said. "We're going out tonight," he said. "Go try it on," he said. This is garbage. pic.twitter.com/Dj3pEFhf9Q
— Aldeireaan Dolan (@EireannDolan) December 17, 2015
Attn. @mlb: please start the season again. My BF has too much time on his hands. pic.twitter.com/buiKHAwKuc
— Aldeireaan Dolan (@EireannDolan) December 17, 2015
Like a good girlfriend, she obliged just to make her man happy, attending the premiere in the costume he picked out for her. The real fun, though, happened in the car on the way to the theatre, where Sean played the theme song to the movie just to fuck with her some more. Her reaction is priceless.
The force has officially awoken #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/zsrS83vz28
— Mace WinDOO (@whatwouldDOOdo) December 18, 2015
Sean Doolittle may become one of my favorite baseball players if he keeps this up. Let this be a lesson to you guys out there: publicly shaming your girlfriend for your own enjoyment makes for good entertainment..
He’s gonna have that beard SOAKED in her lady juices to make up for this one
10 years ago at 9:55 amI am physically repelled by you.
10 years ago at 9:58 amContinuing to bob your head to the music despite her adverse reaction. TFM.
10 years ago at 9:58 amPower moves only
10 years ago at 10:52 amPMO Index .988
10 years ago at 10:58 amYou deserve to die. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
10 years ago at 10:01 amMace WinDOO dressed as Chewbacca, being like “bitch you can’t do a damn thing about it”
10 years ago at 10:12 amAre you Kidding me you fuck?!?
10 years ago at 10:20 ami think every man in the world knows the look at :02. that is not a happy look. that is a “you are not having sex tonight” look.
10 years ago at 10:23 amIt doesn’t matter he”ll just poke her with his star wars boner later.
10 years ago at 10:37 amAnd you spelled Leia wrong too you jackass
10 years ago at 10:29 amRemove this comment.
10 years ago at 10:33 amHan Solo dies
10 years ago at 10:33 amI hope you die
10 years ago at 10:49 amSeriously, fuck you dude
10 years ago at 10:53 amOh wait,.. you haven’t seen it?!
10 years ago at 11:21 amYou are the type of person who needs to drive off a bridge overpass. Will someone at Grandex please haze this troll?
10 years ago at 2:15 pmHey man, look, I know you’re salty your dad didn’t love you enough when you were young, but that’s no reason to come on here and ruin everyone else’s fun time. It’s not our fault you’re a failure as a son in your parents’ eyes.
10 years ago at 12:52 amI’m pissed off too, but did you really expect it from this community?
10 years ago at 10:39 amNot* expect. Fuck.
10 years ago at 10:39 am