Oakland Athletics’ Sean Doolittle Forced His Girlfriend To Go See “Star Wars,” The Results Were Phenomenal
True life: I’ve never once seen one Star Wars movie. I was never exposed to them as a child and have never had any interest in seeing them. Not knocking all those nerds out there who did want to see it like Oakland Athletics reliever Sean Doolittle, though.
Doolittle was fired up about the new Star Wars movie last night, and of course he was going to force his girlfriend to join him. She wasn’t as thrilled as he thought she’d be.
"I bought you a new outfit," he said. "We're going out tonight," he said. "Go try it on," he said. This is garbage. pic.twitter.com/Dj3pEFhf9Q
— Aldeireaan Dolan (@EireannDolan) December 17, 2015
Attn. @mlb: please start the season again. My BF has too much time on his hands. pic.twitter.com/buiKHAwKuc
— Aldeireaan Dolan (@EireannDolan) December 17, 2015
Like a good girlfriend, she obliged just to make her man happy, attending the premiere in the costume he picked out for her. The real fun, though, happened in the car on the way to the theatre, where Sean played the theme song to the movie just to fuck with her some more. Her reaction is priceless.
The force has officially awoken #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/zsrS83vz28
— Mace WinDOO (@whatwouldDOOdo) December 18, 2015
Sean Doolittle may become one of my favorite baseball players if he keeps this up. Let this be a lesson to you guys out there: publicly shaming your girlfriend for your own enjoyment makes for good entertainment..
If I were any of you attempting to avoid spoilers, more than likely in your best interest to avoid the comments section of this site for a good while. May all you fucking trolls rot in hell
10 years ago at 10:57 amIt’s a farce
10 years ago at 12:17 pm*trap
10 years ago at 12:29 pmLike a good girlfriend is a good one. She’s just playing the long con and waiting it out until he gets a real contract. Can’t blamer her though. The A’s probably pay him in coupons for half off wings at Hooters as long as it’s between the hours of 2 and 4 PM.
10 years ago at 1:27 pm“FORCED his girlfriend to go…” ISWYDT you cheeky monkey, you.
10 years ago at 1:29 pmIt broke my heart when they interviewed these two on Sportscenter today, talking about how they staged this whole thing.
10 years ago at 8:44 pmThe force is strong with this one
10 years ago at 11:36 pm