The_Ouback_Guy? did you take this from The Chilis Guy, then attempt to make it humorous in some way? Well you did one hell of a job as I find myself in hysterical laughter at your comment and your name, bask in the glory of your antics that boast originality.
Daddy’s landscaper salary may not provide for any presents to open on Christmas morning but at least he got to ride in the cart! Sounds like a Christmas miracle.
Golf cart not having cup holders. NF.
14 years ago at 2:57 pmMimosas being held by anyone besides a slampiece. NF
14 years ago at 4:59 pmSomeone bought a use one.
14 years ago at 4:59 pmA gated community and a golf cart. You must be rich and in a fraternity.
14 years ago at 12:49 amHaving your own personal driver, even for your golf cart. TFM
14 years ago at 2:59 pmMimosas. TSM?
14 years ago at 3:00 pm^this
14 years ago at 3:14 pmQueers. NF
14 years ago at 3:20 pmBellinis are better, but this is such a TSM.
14 years ago at 6:54 pmMimosas on Christmas Morning, NF Bloody Marys on Christmas Morning FAF
14 years ago at 7:13 amSounds like a fucking TSM to me.
14 years ago at 3:03 pmbeat me to it
14 years ago at 3:14 pmguy
14 years ago at 9:47 pmThat is such a Total Fraternity Move bro!!!!!!!!
14 years ago at 3:14 pmCool story bro! Tell it just one more time.
14 years ago at 3:26 pmDriving the golf cart around the gated community with mimosas in hand on Christmas morning. TFM.
14 years ago at 3:28 pmHAHAHAHAHA Faftexas just made me chuckle.
14 years ago at 7:50 pm^ I agree nothing beats a good laugh. Which is what occurred when I read this ..
14 years ago at 9:16 pm^ Nothing beats a good read, which simultaneously occurred with laughter
14 years ago at 2:31 pmGated community in Ohio.. so how underwater is your parents McMansion?
14 years ago at 3:33 pmTSM
14 years ago at 3:34 pmYou’re so fucking preppy,bro. Did you have your pink sweater tied around your neck too?
14 years ago at 3:42 pmThe_Ouback_Guy? did you take this from The Chilis Guy, then attempt to make it humorous in some way? Well you did one hell of a job as I find myself in hysterical laughter at your comment and your name, bask in the glory of your antics that boast originality.
14 years ago at 4:25 pmThanks Shakespeare.
14 years ago at 4:44 pmNo, thank you Applebees guy
14 years ago at 5:22 pmHe works at Outback
14 years ago at 6:49 pm^^…
14 years ago at 7:42 pmlacks the ability to see what was done here ^^
14 years ago at 11:32 amIs daddy the head landscaper for the local club? Go easy on the bubbly ace
14 years ago at 4:11 pmDaddy’s landscaper salary may not provide for any presents to open on Christmas morning but at least he got to ride in the cart! Sounds like a Christmas miracle.
14 years ago at 4:37 pm^this
14 years ago at 4:39 pm