Driving the golf cart around the gated community with mimosas in hand on Christmas morning. TFM.

    1. better_than_you

      “I took the butcher knife, and held it up to her neck… I said if you wanna live to see tomarrow, you better start fryin’ them eggs a little bit better than what you were frying um’… I’m tired of eating sloppy, slimey eggs.”

      14 years ago at 6:56 pm
    1. BEVOdoesntgiveaFuck

      “What’s that smell?”
      “I put four cans of axe on the black dildo”

      14 years ago at 10:17 pm
    2. ArcticBrocean

      ^ Don’t misquote Donald Glover…
      “did you douse these in axe body spray?”
      “Like a can and a half!”

      14 years ago at 10:26 pm
  1. Casey Franthony

    I just want to let it be known that Ohio is indeed, still NF. Just in case anyone forgot.

    14 years ago at 5:47 pm
    1. ArcticBrocean

      thank you… I actually did forget and was just about to drive into the state… one sec, gotta tell Jeeves to reroute the GPS

      14 years ago at 10:12 pm
  2. Fiscal Conservative

    Wasn’t it in the 20’s on Christmas morning in Ohio? Is your gated community heated ?

    14 years ago at 11:43 pm
    1. chadBROchill2013

      In Ohio yes, but as my second home in Florida it was actually closer to 80

      14 years ago at 1:19 am
    2. DarkoM

      An underwater house in Ohio and Fort Myers, Florida. Sick real estate portfolio, bro.

      14 years ago at 6:44 am
    3. The Fratz

      @DarkoM Are you under the impression that the state of Ohio is actually one giant lake?
      Also, your username is fucking gay.

      14 years ago at 2:37 am
  3. KappasDoItBetter

    Did you bake the cookies you left out for Santa too? I bet you got a barbie dream house that morning, bless your heart 🙂

    14 years ago at 3:49 am
    1. JacksonWilliam

      You could have stopped at the cookies and it wouldn’t seem like you were trying as hard

      14 years ago at 2:34 pm