P. Barnes Tases Now and Asks Questions Later

If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself at the business end of a dadgum P. Barnes taser, you’d best be served keeping your mouth shut.

I can’t think of many people who deserve a nice tasing more than a know-it-all rights citer who may or may not know what the hell they’re talking about. This is a classic case of someone who needed a good hazing, but didn’t receive it. P. Barnes was just making up for lost time.

“You’re not going in.”

“Don’t touch me.”

“You’re not going in, sir.”

“Let the record show that you just battered me…”

“Step back.”

“And you’re using OOOOOH!!!”

The only thing that would have made this incredible video the best ever is if P. Barnes closed with, “I didn’t tase you. I tased your person.”


    1. FratMuscle

      The original videos (there are four of them) are under use snowball5. This guy shows he is a long-haired hippie.

      11 years ago at 11:43 pm
  1. Merica TFTC


    11 years ago at 2:07 pm
    1. Tallapoosa Snu

      I fuckin love that smug little laugh at 1:27 that’s like “oh my God, I’m gettin these guys so bad… I’m awesome.”

      11 years ago at 6:49 pm
  2. Tallapoosa Snu

    Seeing a hippie get tased just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I wish they did it just a little longer so I could hear about him shitting his person.

    11 years ago at 2:12 pm
    1. better_than_you

      ^Spot on. I’ll bet said hippy was the kid of guy who shits in potted plants at home.

      11 years ago at 4:35 pm
  3. TrickleDown

    Holy fuck this is a funnier tazing than the Hangover tazing scene.

    “Leave your camera with your mother outside” and “Don’t be worried about God. Be worried about me”

    11 years ago at 2:21 pm
  4. F Scott Fratsgerald

    “You guys are really overstepping your bounds right now.” HAHAHAHAHAHA

    11 years ago at 2:21 pm
  5. didorox2011x3

    Classic P. Barnes. Telling a hippie to step back and immediately tazing him.

    11 years ago at 3:12 pm