P. Barnes Tases Now and Asks Questions Later

If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself at the business end of a dadgum P. Barnes taser, you’d best be served keeping your mouth shut.

I can’t think of many people who deserve a nice tasing more than a know-it-all rights citer who may or may not know what the hell they’re talking about. This is a classic case of someone who needed a good hazing, but didn’t receive it. P. Barnes was just making up for lost time.

“You’re not going in.”

“Don’t touch me.”

“You’re not going in, sir.”

“Let the record show that you just battered me…”

“Step back.”

“And you’re using OOOOOH!!!”

The only thing that would have made this incredible video the best ever is if P. Barnes closed with, “I didn’t tase you. I tased your person.”

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  1. Plan B is Plan A

    I never get tired of watching people taze, mace, or even just beat the shit out of hippies.

    12 years ago at 3:23 pm
  2. Brose Cuervo

    Well done, what a fucking idiot.

    Does anyone know the story behind this? What was this kid protesting, what was the case dealing with that he was so up in arms with in the first place?

    12 years ago at 1:12 pm