The only thing in my cargo pocket is my last round of ammunition. TFM Sadr City style. Anonymous16 years ago
My Dad gave me my first pinch of Copenhagen on the golf course when I was 13. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Due to investments made in my name, I've had to file for income tax since I was born. Thanks Dad. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Drinking a Tom Collins while taking a shower with slampiece #2, showering to get ready for slam piece #1's date party. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
No GDI, I don't want to go to your lame Halloween party. Besides, I'll be busy pollinating a sorostitute dressed in a flower lingerie costume at our party while you and your friends are in a jerkle circle with the only girl at yours. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago