Paul Rudd’s Composite Photo Guarantees He Was Crushing Outrageous Amounts Of Ass In College
Paul Rudd, who was a Sigma Nu at Kansas back in the ’80s, has a composite picture that’s making its rounds on the internet today.
Remember, kids, this was the ’80s, so his hair game was essentially on point. Forget the “business in the front, party in the back” mullet nonsense–Rudd went full rager with his lettuce. Nowadays, that hair screams, “I sit in my dorm all day burning trees and watching ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force,'” but back then, those flowing locks pulled all the honeys. I’m sure the Octagon, James Westfall, and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater saw plenty of action with girls who played their cards right. .
[via Reddit]
Is that Thor’s brother under him?
10 years ago at 12:19 pmSwing…
10 years ago at 12:59 pmI see it. And I know you’re gonna do great in Jurassic World.
10 years ago at 8:25 pmI liked when the dinosaur ate that pussy ass shark.
10 years ago at 8:26 amWhat an animal
10 years ago at 12:22 pmNot gonna hate on the hair but who the fuck buttons their shirt all the way up without wearing a tie? Savage move.
10 years ago at 12:24 pmPaul Rudd
10 years ago at 12:26 pmI hate that look
10 years ago at 2:44 pmI hate you, Mark Daniels
10 years ago at 3:40 pmThat’s the George of the Jungle haircut
10 years ago at 12:29 pmTotes Magotes.
10 years ago at 12:30 pmyou got it, Jobin.
10 years ago at 12:37 pmCanada is the taint.
10 years ago at 2:23 pmDefinitely looks like he was just slappin da bass.
10 years ago at 3:28 pmDude here it is Boner Jams 03, it’s a mix tape I made with all these great scenes I was really into in the summer of 2003.
10 years ago at 1:22 pmIt’s my personal box of erotica. I wanna give it to ya. I feel like there may be a few tapes that just might open up Pandora’s box of love.
10 years ago at 1:44 pmDid you really just make this account to post that?
10 years ago at 1:49 pmHis account is from 2013, stud.
10 years ago at 2:38 pm
10 years ago at 4:56 pmI’m gonna get it all up in yo vag with mah dick.
10 years ago at 10:35 pmThe real question is, did they do butt stuff though?
10 years ago at 12:33 pm…And a miss.
Try harder next time.
10 years ago at 12:59 pmThe only #ButtStuff1980s was the outbreak of AIDS. I hope you’re happy, Chris.
10 years ago at 1:06 pmNo tie? What a boss.
10 years ago at 12:35 pmDo you guys remember when all the white people rioted after the O.J. verdict? Yeah neither do I.
10 years ago at 1:00 pmI agree with the grand jury’s decision, but comparing an actor to those who “protect and serve” is idiotic.
10 years ago at 2:44 pmOJ was actually a running back, but good try champ.
10 years ago at 3:39 pmAND an acclaimed actor who MURDERED this role in Naked Gun…
10 years ago at 6:39 pmYou’re right and so would be comparing Nichole Brown to Michael Brown. Last I checked Nichole was some punk thug w/ gang ties who had robbed a store earlier in the day and tried to assault someone who “protects and serves” and why did you put that in quotes if agree with the grand jury’s decision?
10 years ago at 3:44 pmhttps://storify.com/betakateenin/white-people-riots
10 years ago at 4:39 pmNope but I remember when “we” did after, oh I don’t know, 100+ sporting events
10 years ago at 9:12 amPaul Rudd’s room at the Sigma Nu house was definitely the place to be for the post-party bong rip.
10 years ago at 1:02 pmKarl Myers looks like he was probably the chapter’s Risk Chair.
10 years ago at 1:24 pmNone of the composites in my house from that era had Risk Chairs. That is a position brought on by the pussification of America and the Liberal agenda.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmSettle down Francis.
10 years ago at 4:13 pm