Paul Rudd’s Composite Photo Guarantees He Was Crushing Outrageous Amounts Of Ass In College

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Paul Rudd, who was a Sigma Nu at Kansas back in the ’80s, has a composite picture that’s making its rounds on the internet today.

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Remember, kids, this was the ’80s, so his hair game was essentially on point. Forget the “business in the front, party in the back” mullet nonsense–Rudd went full rager with his lettuce. Nowadays, that hair screams, “I sit in my dorm all day burning trees and watching ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force,'” but back then, those flowing locks pulled all the honeys. I’m sure the Octagon, James Westfall, and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater saw plenty of action with girls who played their cards right.

[via Reddit]

Image via Youtube, Reddit

  1. Mufasa2

    Not gonna hate on the hair but who the fuck buttons their shirt all the way up without wearing a tie? Savage move.

    8 years ago at 12:24 pm
    1. Jemarcus Russell

      Dude here it is Boner Jams 03, it’s a mix tape I made with all these great scenes I was really into in the summer of 2003.

      8 years ago at 1:22 pm
      1. Boner Jams

        It’s my personal box of erotica. I wanna give it to ya. I feel like there may be a few tapes that just might open up Pandora’s box of love.

        8 years ago at 1:44 pm
    1. John Hanfrock

      The only #ButtStuff1980s was the outbreak of AIDS. I hope you’re happy, Chris.

      8 years ago at 1:06 pm
  2. Fratchelor Pad

    Do you guys remember when all the white people rioted after the O.J. verdict? Yeah neither do I.

    8 years ago at 1:00 pm
    1. fratty mcfratlan

      I agree with the grand jury’s decision, but comparing an actor to those who “protect and serve” is idiotic.

      8 years ago at 2:44 pm
      1. Fratchelor Pad

        You’re right and so would be comparing Nichole Brown to Michael Brown. Last I checked Nichole was some punk thug w/ gang ties who had robbed a store earlier in the day and tried to assault someone who “protects and serves” and why did you put that in quotes if agree with the grand jury’s decision?

        8 years ago at 3:44 pm
    2. Disbanded_thetachi

      Nope but I remember when “we” did after, oh I don’t know, 100+ sporting events

      8 years ago at 9:12 am
  3. Greg Maddux

    Paul Rudd’s room at the Sigma Nu house was definitely the place to be for the post-party bong rip.

    8 years ago at 1:02 pm
    1. duckdog

      None of the composites in my house from that era had Risk Chairs. That is a position brought on by the pussification of America and the Liberal agenda.

      8 years ago at 3:32 pm