Paul Rudd’s Composite Photo Guarantees He Was Crushing Outrageous Amounts Of Ass In College

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Paul Rudd, who was a Sigma Nu at Kansas back in the ’80s, has a composite picture that’s making its rounds on the internet today.

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Remember, kids, this was the ’80s, so his hair game was essentially on point. Forget the “business in the front, party in the back” mullet nonsense–Rudd went full rager with his lettuce. Nowadays, that hair screams, “I sit in my dorm all day burning trees and watching ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force,'” but back then, those flowing locks pulled all the honeys. I’m sure the Octagon, James Westfall, and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater saw plenty of action with girls who played their cards right.

[via Reddit]

Image via Youtube, Reddit

      1. PursuitofFrattiness9

        I haven’t slept in 5 days. I don’t even remember buying this cheetah.

        9 years ago at 2:18 pm
  1. Conrad the Constitution

    Jack Hammer,
    An article with old frat pics from the 80’s
    would actually be pretty good. I’ve seen some at our house where brothers were rocking cut off jeans with a 2 inch inseam and pulling chicks.

    9 years ago at 2:47 pm
  2. Sleazy Asshole

    The Buzzfeed article about this pic is trending on Facebook. The called it, “a Kansas University yearbook photo.” Fucking geeds.

    9 years ago at 7:49 pm
  3. Dick Trickle Down

    I seriously question that this guy only “rock and rolled all night, part of every day”

    9 years ago at 10:21 am