Paul Ryan to Colt McCoy: “Great Job at Oklahoma State”

Vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan dropped in to a Cleveland Browns football practice today to kiss some hands, shake some babies, talk some football, and shoot some shit with former Oklahoma State badass, and starting Browns quarterback, Brandon Weeden.

After working the crowd and sifting through the non-Weeden scrubs on the team, he finally found his man and hit him with a “Great job” line that he had been saving up all day. Only, it wasn’t Weeden. It was backup Colt McCoy.

Browns linebacker Scott Fujita has the story:

You gotta love this guy. It’s still unconfirmed, but there’s a rumor out there that some other suit that was with Ryan whispered to him, “That’s Colt McCoy. He played college football at the University of Texas,” in which Ryan replied, “Dude, big fuckin’ deal. Let’s get out of here and pound some cold ones.”

Paul Ryan. TFTC.

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    1. john quincy fratdams

      that’s cool, but the joke is that Paul Ryan knows the Browns’ quarterback did a hell of a job at OSU and is TFTC about which Browns quarterback he’s talking to.

      12 years ago at 10:13 pm
  1. high kapp

    I’m all for supporting the opposition to the Obamonation but this really just makes Paul Ryan look like a dumbass.

    12 years ago at 2:45 am
  2. JudgeFraterson

    How can you forget the biggest pussy to ever lay down in a BCS National Championship game???

    12 years ago at 10:53 am
  3. GotEm

    Ryan is just intentionally saying McCoy went to a different school to show domination and the fact that Ryan doesn’t give a shit about him. It’s like calling a pledge by the wrong name the whole time to show no one gives a fuck about him.

    12 years ago at 12:07 pm