Prepare To Fall In Love With Elise Lobb, Golfing Sorority Girl From University Of North Florida
Normally, when I go through my Twitter mentions, I’m just looking for babes that have liked one of my tweets or hit me with a follow. More often than not, I hit those babes with a follow back, because I’m a gentleman. But last night while watching a little Wednesday night MACtion, one “like” in particular caught my eye.
I decided to investigate a little further into who this girl was. Was she a spam bot who just favorites random tweets? No — much to my delight, she is real. And she has a nice swing to boot.
Her name is Elise, and she attends the University of North Florida. She’s not listed on the current golf roster, but she’s still a winner in my book.
Elise, we’d make a top notch scramble team. Get at me..
Give me three and a half minutes…maybe even foe….
10 years ago at 10:45 amA hot 40 seconds should do the job
10 years ago at 10:49 amShoot, give me 3 good pumps and a look of disgust.
10 years ago at 11:01 amWould let her use my erect cock as a tee. 10/10
10 years ago at 10:47 amI’d drink a gallon of gasoline if she’d brush up against me
10 years ago at 10:48 amHer swing could launch a thousand
10 years ago at 10:48 amShips? Boners? Model rockets? Don’t leave us hanging man
10 years ago at 11:27 amThe suspense is killing me
10 years ago at 1:36 pm“I need a spotter! Someone spot me, bro!”
10 years ago at 4:45 pmThere are not many chicks who can make a wild animal – the fox – stop and think …. damn, that woman has a hot fucking ass ..
10 years ago at 10:51 amStop
10 years ago at 11:01 amThe best thing about pulling out is not having a daughter that may look like this.
10 years ago at 10:51 am10/10 would take her to a nice dinner settle for a hug at the end of the night and drop her off at a rich older mans house
10 years ago at 10:55 amI’d like to lobb a couple of ropes in her direction…
10 years ago at 11:13 amPaige has been replaced
10 years ago at 11:17 amSo narrow-minded there is enough time in the day to appreciate both ya dingus
10 years ago at 12:03 pmIs that a chupacabra?
10 years ago at 11:33 am