Prepare To Fall In Love With Elise Lobb, Golfing Sorority Girl From University Of North Florida
Normally, when I go through my Twitter mentions, I’m just looking for babes that have liked one of my tweets or hit me with a follow. More often than not, I hit those babes with a follow back, because I’m a gentleman. But last night while watching a little Wednesday night MACtion, one “like” in particular caught my eye.
I decided to investigate a little further into who this girl was. Was she a spam bot who just favorites random tweets? No — much to my delight, she is real. And she has a nice swing to boot.
Her name is Elise, and she attends the University of North Florida. She’s not listed on the current golf roster, but she’s still a winner in my book.
Elise, we’d make a top notch scramble team. Get at me..
She’s the type of girl who wouldn’t go for me
10 years ago at 11:37 amI’d have my left nut surgically removed if she promised to play a round of put put with it.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmMaybe Augusta does need to revisit its membership policy.
10 years ago at 1:13 pmMy privates feel weird
10 years ago at 1:59 pmThat’s disturbing
10 years ago at 2:05 pmYou should probably see a doctor.
10 years ago at 6:44 pmI’m irrationally confident and I don’t think I have a chance 10/10
10 years ago at 2:05 pmI’d let her rub my ramen noodles
10 years ago at 2:05 pmHoly fucking hot chick
10 years ago at 2:16 pmSwoop.
Forreal though KD here at UNF is top talent. Even if they do like to haze.
10 years ago at 4:24 pmwhy do you even bring this to the conversation
10 years ago at 2:03 amI would pay money to see her shank one into that cat
10 years ago at 4:41 pmBut how is no one saying there’s two foxes in that picture
10 years ago at 6:11 pm