We Now Live In A World Where College Kids Are Offended At America And Uncle Sam

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Well, it’s finally happened: College campuses are now offended at America and Uncle Sam. Ramapo College (if you have heard of it before today, points to you) was all set to throw an “American BBQ” until outrage forced them to change the theme to something else. Ariana Rivera, the assistant residence director of Bischoff Hall, originally planned for campus Republicans and campus Democrats to co-sponsor the event in an email to them on August 17th.

However, two days before the event, Rivera had to deliver the bad news that the theme of America had to be changed to just a standard BBQ because the administration deemed it offensive. When someone asked the question everyone else is asking right now, “How can an American theme be considered offensive?,” she responded with the following explanation.

From Campus Reform:

“To be honest, I’m not sure. I think it was administrative,” Rivera replied. “I was told that our advertising was too ‘military and recruitment-oriented,’ because we had the Uncle Sam saying ‘I want you…’ I think? However, we saw other posters with that same idea, so I really don’t know.”

What? How? Now I’ve officially seen it all, folks. I think it may be time to pack it up and officially call it quits. There is nothing sacred in this world anymore. Everything causes offense. Soon enough, waking up is going to offend people who are in comas. Ramapo saying America is offensive isn’t going to help the reputation of New Jersey either, in my opinion.

The event went on as planned with its new theme and no Uncle Sam, but they made to sure to predominantly display the American flag at the event.

[via Campus Reform]

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  1. That drunk brother

    So let me get this straight…it is now offensive to throw a BBQ with the theme of the country YOU LIVE IN? I have seen it all now.

    10 years ago at 1:49 pm
  2. Colonel Reb forever

    Those who believe we should be ashamed of our heritage are quite guilty of celebrating a culture and heritage of their own that is far worse than ours has ever been.

    Such people want us to dislike ourselves so we won’t defend ourselves. Anyone who differs in opinion is looked upon as a problem–an impediment to “progress”–and is treated accordingly.

    Know your enemy gentlemen, and never lay down for that bullshit.

    10 years ago at 1:55 pm
  3. Drunk Chris Berman

    People who want us to feel guilty for the less than admirable moments in our country’s history and ignore all the greatest moments are not true Americans.

    10 years ago at 2:27 pm
  4. GuyWhoPointsOutTheObvious

    As an alumni of this fuck hole, I can firmly say I will not be donating any of the dollars I wasn’t going to donate anyway.

    10 years ago at 5:14 pm
  5. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Well this was fun, wasn’t it fellas? Now we should be proud of ourselves. 240 years isn’t half bad considering some countries go through regime changes like a box of condoms at a whorehouse, so let’s give ourselves a nice pat on the back. Guess it’s just not the right time for the concepts our founding fathers laid forth. Maybe once we raise the average IQ by about 10-15 points.

    10 years ago at 6:37 pm