Remember The Jackass Who Shut Down A Houston Highway To Propose? He Was Charged And Deserves The Death Penalty

Yesterday I brought you the story of Vidal Valladares Navas, the Houston resident who blocked all lanes of I-45, a busy Houston highway, to propose to his girlfriend while his buddies filmed it (video below). It turns out he broke the law, obviously, because you can’t allow people to block major thoroughfares whenever they feel like being romantic.

This guy is the wooooooorst. And his friends suuuuuuuuuuck.

According to CNN, Navas was charged with obstruction of a highway, a misdemeanor — a common sense law that no one knew existed until now because who blocks a fucking highway?

Vidal Valladares, 24, has been charged with obstruction of a highway, a misdemeanor, for shutting down I-45 on Sunday to propose to his girlfriend, the Harris County District Attorney’s Office said. The misdemeanor is punishable by up to six months in jail.

“I’m feeling bad and, of course, I just wanted to apologize to everyone if I caused any problems,” Valladares told CNN affiliate KTRK. “That wasn’t my intention in the beginning. I just wanted to do something different.”

Yeah, you should feel bad. Oh, you didn’t intend to cause any problems? Because it seems like that’s exactly what you intended. Maybe you assumed the thousands of people you intentionally held up in traffic would have been so whimsically enamored by the romantic gesture that they’d just forget the whole gridlock traffic thing. Ughhhhhh.

The charge only carries a maximum penalty of six months in jail, and while it’s obvious this guy deserves the book thrown at him, I’m calling for a bit harsher penalty. Death. The death penalty. Serial murderers, child rapists, and Vidal Navas, the guy who blocked a busy highway to propose to his girlfriend.

[via CNN]

    1. John F.ucking Kennedy

      Where did this whole Dorn is a pedophile thing come from? I’m kinda new here.

      10 years ago at 3:43 pm
      1. Frobert The III

        Well that answer really is simple, dorn likes little kids, so obviously, the whole “dorn is a pedophile thing” came from dorn being a pedophile.

        10 years ago at 6:05 pm
  1. Back In My Days

    Every single traveler stuck behind him that day should throw a book at him. That ruthless spurs kiss cam operator should film it.

    10 years ago at 11:45 am
  2. TheWhole4inches

    The most concerning part is that he was able to get an entire group of people to orchestrate this with him without one of them going “wait wait wait, this is a really dumb fucking idea”.

    10 years ago at 11:49 am
  3. Beer Jacket

    He got a lifetime of alimony to a woman that is narcissistic enough not to call him out on his bullshit. Personally I think death is going easy on the poor bastard

    10 years ago at 12:35 pm
  4. StoryTeller

    As a native Houstonian who has suffered countless hours on 45, I hope this guy would gets eaten from the inside out by Ebola before their wedding day.

    10 years ago at 12:43 pm