Subway Employees Rub Junk On Bread, Freeze Piss

Did anyone order a cockmeat sandwich? No? I didn’t think so. Two Subway employees in Columbus, Ohio decided to go on ahead and pioneer the new sandwich anyway, which was then posted on Instagram under the handle @ianjett. The other employee apparently bottled and froze his own piss, beating Bear Grylls to the punch and providing what I assume he thought would be a refreshing side drink to his co-worker’s new creation.

Seriously though, stop licking/fucking/sexually harassing our meals before you prepare them, poorly paid teenagers working in the food industry. I know I wouldn’t want my own dick in my sandwich, so I certainly don’t want your dick there. This rash of food-related fuckery is really getting out of control. I, for one, don’t want to live in a world where I fear that my sandwich could have had a little “extra mayo” added to it before being served.

To be fair to the food-defiling employees, they claim it didn’t happen at work, because that would be disgusting. Doing it at home and Instagramming it, though? Totally cool in their books.

[via Huffington Post]

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  1. Wheres the pledge

    What the fuck is wrong with kids these days? Parents need to learn how to discipline their children.

    13 years ago at 7:39 am
  2. CodenameDuchess

    “Yeah, it was totally done at home with all of the subway bread trays I have lying around.”

    Bullshit.

    13 years ago at 8:07 am
  3. Frat_Limbaugh

    So they froze their piss? What happened to the whole “Subway, Eat Fresh!” motto?

    13 years ago at 8:27 am
  4. Tuco1855

    It drives me nuts when people have the balls to do sacrilegious things like this for the sole purpose of sharing it with social media.

    13 years ago at 8:27 am
    1. sandusky pledge

      ^ I.. I think I’m seeing it to. I think that he just might.. just might be doing something.

      13 years ago at 12:23 pm
  5. Beta Theta Phrat

    Although it may be a healthy restaurant chain, I think it’s definitely safe to call it “chubway” now.

    13 years ago at 9:55 am