Subway Employees Rub Junk On Bread, Freeze Piss
Did anyone order a cockmeat sandwich? No? I didn’t think so. Two Subway employees in Columbus, Ohio decided to go on ahead and pioneer the new sandwich anyway, which was then posted on Instagram under the handle @ianjett. The other employee apparently bottled and froze his own piss, beating Bear Grylls to the punch and providing what I assume he thought would be a refreshing side drink to his co-worker’s new creation.
Seriously though, stop licking/fucking/sexually harassing our meals before you prepare them, poorly paid teenagers working in the food industry. I know I wouldn’t want my own dick in my sandwich, so I certainly don’t want your dick there. This rash of food-related fuckery is really getting out of control. I, for one, don’t want to live in a world where I fear that my sandwich could have had a little “extra mayo” added to it before being served.
To be fair to the food-defiling employees, they claim it didn’t happen at work, because that would be disgusting. Doing it at home and Instagramming it, though? Totally cool in their books.
[via Huffington Post]
What the fuck is wrong with kids these days? Parents need to learn how to discipline their children.
13 years ago at 7:39 amRash of food-related fuckery sounds like some kind of terrible new STD.
13 years ago at 7:44 amMy sub-conscious is telling me not to eat that.
13 years ago at 7:54 amThere seems to be things done to this post as well as almost every other post.
13 years ago at 9:28 amI knew that sandwich I ate last week seemed a little tainted.
13 years ago at 8:03 am^ I see what you did there.
13 years ago at 8:08 am“Yeah, it was totally done at home with all of the subway bread trays I have lying around.”
Bullshit.
13 years ago at 8:07 amThat’s not the $5 foot long I wanted to order.
13 years ago at 8:25 amSo they froze their piss? What happened to the whole “Subway, Eat Fresh!” motto?
13 years ago at 8:27 amIt drives me nuts when people have the balls to do sacrilegious things like this for the sole purpose of sharing it with social media.
13 years ago at 8:27 am^Something must have been done here. Multiple things even.
13 years ago at 8:31 am^ I.. I think I’m seeing it to. I think that he just might.. just might be doing something.
13 years ago at 12:23 pmDone here, things were.
13 years ago at 3:15 pmSo, Jared just puked off all that weight? TSM?
13 years ago at 9:15 amAlthough it may be a healthy restaurant chain, I think it’s definitely safe to call it “chubway” now.
13 years ago at 9:55 am