Tennessee Boarding School Goes All Out In An Absurd Rivalry Game Hype Video

If you’re from Charlotte, Atlanta or Nashville, chances are you know someone who went to McCallie, one of the most prominent southern boarding schools in the country. A lot of good people have come out of the Chatanooga-based prep school and gone on to be very successful human beings.

But not everything that comes out of McCallie is great, as evidenced by the below video. In anticipation for its annual rivalry game against Baylor Prep, McCallie students released an absurd hype video. It is…something else.

Look at all these future pledges in calf high Nike socks and khaki shorts. Oh, the pleasures of high school. These guys are top dogs right now, but are in for a rude awakening in about 10 months.

I’m all about getting up for high school sports. Even as an alum, I always check in on Twitter to make sure my high school football team is playing well and beating its rival. (Eat shit, South Meck.) But I was never “let’s make a hype video” crazy about high school football — and I was on the team.

The best part of this whole thing is the Ted Turner name-drop about half way through. Bragging about prep school alumni is definitely something I can get behind.

Image via YouTube

  1. Dan Regester-edsexoffender

    Thank god Steve! I was just thinking about how this site could use another article about highschools. You really came through for us

    11 years ago at 2:02 pm
  2. Frank Lyman from Amherst

    Great reporting, dickhead. You should start your own site: Total High School Move.

    11 years ago at 2:05 pm
  3. Amy Erica

    Usually we would hear Dorn say he’d get behind high school boys, but I’m not surprised you would too Holt.

    11 years ago at 2:12 pm
      1. SteveHolt

        Catholic’s real rival is Country Day. Country Day’s real rival is Latin. And the circle continues

        11 years ago at 2:37 pm
      2. MrStealDornsMom

        The fact that you are from North Carolina ruined my fucking day. Fuck you

        11 years ago at 4:15 pm
      3. MrStealDornsMom

        Catholic kids are the trashiest private school kids I have ever met so I bet you went there

        11 years ago at 4:18 pm
    1. Bradley Uppercrust III

      Steve I’m really hoping that TFM is only keeping you around until they have enough of your articles to print out, then use as kindling to burn you at the stake.

      11 years ago at 3:26 pm
    2. Kav

      Apparently, this school posts a 2-3 record and is currently getting bent over 21-0 with 9 minutes to go in the half.

      11 years ago at 7:16 pm
  4. bourboncountry

    When I was in high school a rival teams students snuck onto our field and did a bunch of donuts and spray painted dicks…public school problems I guess.

    11 years ago at 2:19 pm