Tennessee Boarding School Goes All Out In An Absurd Rivalry Game Hype Video
If you’re from Charlotte, Atlanta or Nashville, chances are you know someone who went to McCallie, one of the most prominent southern boarding schools in the country. A lot of good people have come out of the Chatanooga-based prep school and gone on to be very successful human beings.
But not everything that comes out of McCallie is great, as evidenced by the below video. In anticipation for its annual rivalry game against Baylor Prep, McCallie students released an absurd hype video. It is…something else.
Look at all these future pledges in calf high Nike socks and khaki shorts. Oh, the pleasures of high school. These guys are top dogs right now, but are in for a rude awakening in about 10 months.
I’m all about getting up for high school sports. Even as an alum, I always check in on Twitter to make sure my high school football team is playing well and beating its rival. (Eat shit, South Meck.) But I was never “let’s make a hype video” crazy about high school football — and I was on the team.
The best part of this whole thing is the Ted Turner name-drop about half way through. Bragging about prep school alumni is definitely something I can get behind..
Image via YouTube
This site is really going down the shitter. This video is so bad, it’d make Fail Friday submissions seem honorable. High School? Knee high socks? Get the fuck outta here. Don’t give these goobers attention.
11 years ago at 2:29 pmSteve Holt just told my old school to eat dick…
11 years ago at 2:47 pmThis makes me embarrassed to call myself a high school frat star. I can assure you I do not associate with try hates such as these boys. On behalf of all true high school frat stars (the ones who naturally dominate at all aspects of high school, especially getting women and partying harder than the rest), I apologize for this immature, balls-still-not-dropped performance of pure try-hardery.
11 years ago at 2:51 pmTry hardes*
11 years ago at 2:52 pmSad thing is, you couldn’t hang with these kids
11 years ago at 3:15 pmtry hards*. Two trys and you still fucked up.
11 years ago at 8:04 am*tries lol whoops
11 years ago at 8:04 amDefending high school frat stars. NF
11 years ago at 3:39 pm“Steve Holt”… *cough* Dorn *cough*
11 years ago at 3:12 pmI went to Baylor. biggest rivalry I’ve ever been a part of.
11 years ago at 3:35 pmKnibb high school football rules
11 years ago at 4:11 pmGET THIS SHIT OUT OF HERE. fuck mccallie #GBR
11 years ago at 5:21 pmThis makes me uncomfortable
11 years ago at 5:44 pmHolt ‘s mom’s occupation as a $10 truckstop hooker couldn’t pay for private school so now he lives vicariously through these kids
11 years ago at 1:12 amDear Grandex,
11 years ago at 2:15 amWe the viewers of TFM hate Steve Holt very much. If you are having issues with separating him from your organization entirely, may we request a reassignment to Post Grad Problems. We believe there he can freely share his love for Hillary Clinton, and leave us the fuck alone.