I passed up a 6 figure salary for much less. A suit for a uniform. A company car for a fighter jet. TFM.

    1. Potty Putter

      ^this, that is if my fucking right eye can pass the depth test. If not I’ll just go OSI.

      14 years ago at 10:47 pm
  1. scbro91

    Sounds like a pretty retarded trade off. I didn’t know they let retards fly planes.

    Watch out for tall buildings.

    14 years ago at 11:54 pm
    1. DavidAllanBro

      Intern I don’t know why you wouldn’t ball this fucking bastard. I just don’t understand. Grow some fucking balls, pussy.

      14 years ago at 5:03 am
  2. KappaSigCU

    Why are frats better than lil’ GDI’s? Because we party harder, throw money at our problems, tell the rest of the people to fuck off we’re better than you and generally get away with high degrees of illegal shit. Why is America better than all the other countries? Because we party harder, throw money at our problems, tell the rest of the people to fuck off we’re better than you and generally get away with high degrees of illegal shit; then we add the largest and most lethal badassery on anyone who pisses us off. It looks like if you think the military is about as frat as it gets. I like this TFM.

    14 years ago at 12:44 am
    1. Lieutenant Frat

      I’m a Kappa Sigma. And I still think you should kill yourself. If comments were on “Fail Friday”, you’d be the highlight. Stop acting like a fucking idiot and making our fraternity look bad. I bet you’re a geed; as a matter of fact, by the way you present yourself, I would bet my next paycheck. And for fuck’s sake, check your grammar before you post something, douchebag.

      14 years ago at 10:33 am
  3. Fuck all these god damn idiots saying the military isn’t “fratty”. FrattAFpilot thank you for serving our country. God bless and kick some ass

    14 years ago at 12:48 am
  4. FratDaddy Deluxe

    Thank you. Thank you for defending the freedom of this great land that provides me with so many great opportunites. Frat on, sir, frat on.

    14 years ago at 4:36 am
  5. FrattyAFpilot

    Thanks guys! All of us on here are patriotic, so any comment less than that is meant to just screw with each other. If it helps any of you- trying to go A10’s since all my best friends are Army/USMC and helping them out would be my priority. My original submission included “…never missing the opportunity to use our parents’ tax dollars to haze terrorists overseas.” Frat on everybody.

    14 years ago at 9:07 am
    1. Herk

      Not sure where youre at in the program, but good luck nonetheless. UPT is a kick in the balls but its awesome. just don’t dick over your classmates and get ready for some brutal debriefs. My suggestion: begin drinking heavily.

      14 years ago at 3:06 pm
  6. broskeet2

    I have great respect for the military. However I do a lot who dropped out of college first semester, then joined the military because their parents kicked them out. No one chooses to make 35k a year and live with a bunch of dudes over making 6 figures. Its a last resort.

    14 years ago at 11:49 am