The Alabama Plane Crash Has One Of Our Customers Concerned His Order Was Destroyed
Check out this email we received from a Rowdy Gentleman customer regarding his order (click image to enlarge):
If you hadn’t heard, a UPS cargo plane crashed down in Alabama this week, tragically killing two pilots, and also assumedly destroying quite a bit of its cargo.
Let’s take a closer look at this terrifying, yet beautifully, crafted email. In it, you’ll find a couple sure signs that it was written by one of the monsters that peruses this site regularly. First of all, the animal just outright refuses to use punctuation. This is really three sentences combined into one. Classic TFMer right there, just slapping the English language across her beautiful face. Secondly, and perhaps more to the point, the guy is just completely soulless — heartless, thoughtless, selfish, and soulless. In the midst of tragedy, all this dude cares about is crushing brews in his new tank top.
Actually, I’m beginning to kinda respect this guy.
To ease your troubled mind during this trying time, I took it upon myself to track your package for you. Good news!!! It didn’t die in that fiery, fatal crash along with those two nice pilots. It’s currently in Grand Prairie, TX and should reach your doorstep on Monday.
Enjoy your shirts and hat, you monster.
Image via Fox News
Fuck that kid.
13 years ago at 1:49 pmI hope that plane was packed to the gills with Rowdy Gentleman products.
13 years ago at 1:51 pmIf so, maybe they could salvage some shirts from the wreckage and start a “Really Vintage” line.
13 years ago at 1:54 pmNot vintage unless it’s only have of a charred shirt.
13 years ago at 2:12 pm^You sir, are an idiot.
13 years ago at 2:20 pmauto correct fucker
13 years ago at 5:56 pmAutocorrect can’t fix stupidity.
13 years ago at 6:02 pmCan’t fix stupidity, Autocorrect
13 years ago at 11:06 amStupidity, autocorrect can’t fix.
13 years ago at 2:05 amCan’t stupidly fix autocorrect
13 years ago at 2:05 pmAutocorrect, fix stupidity can’t
13 years ago at 3:38 pmBeautifully crafted email and article.
13 years ago at 1:53 pmI bet this guy was relieved
13 years ago at 1:54 pmDorn, you should take flying lessons from these guys.
13 years ago at 1:54 pm
13 years ago at 2:00 pmI hope your first born daughter contracts AIDS
13 years ago at 2:02 pmSorry. I actually liked the article… I just couldn’t resist
13 years ago at 2:04 pm^^ That is fucked up.
13 years ago at 2:05 pmWatching so much Ricky Gervais material that you swear this gif has sound. TFM.
13 years ago at 6:09 pm^where the fuck have you been?
13 years ago at 1:46 amYou should have told him that it was and that he can go fuck himself
13 years ago at 1:55 pmMight wanna edit out that tracking number. Upon delivery we can trace it to where this guy lives.
13 years ago at 1:55 pm[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2ozgDTjM1rf2jmdo1_400.gif[/img]
13 years ago at 2:18 pm^ Swing and a miss
13 years ago at 4:58 pmThat flight left from UPS hub in Louisville, so I doubt they would fly it out of the state it was being delieved to.
13 years ago at 1:56 pmI bet that kid is try hard poser that purchased the right to bare arms shirt and has never seen a gym in his life
13 years ago at 1:58 pmIntern did it
13 years ago at 2:00 pm