The Alabama Plane Crash Has One Of Our Customers Concerned His Order Was Destroyed
Check out this email we received from a Rowdy Gentleman customer regarding his order (click image to enlarge):
If you hadn’t heard, a UPS cargo plane crashed down in Alabama this week, tragically killing two pilots, and also assumedly destroying quite a bit of its cargo.
Let’s take a closer look at this terrifying, yet beautifully, crafted email. In it, you’ll find a couple sure signs that it was written by one of the monsters that peruses this site regularly. First of all, the animal just outright refuses to use punctuation. This is really three sentences combined into one. Classic TFMer right there, just slapping the English language across her beautiful face. Secondly, and perhaps more to the point, the guy is just completely soulless — heartless, thoughtless, selfish, and soulless. In the midst of tragedy, all this dude cares about is crushing brews in his new tank top.
Actually, I’m beginning to kinda respect this guy.
To ease your troubled mind during this trying time, I took it upon myself to track your package for you. Good news!!! It didn’t die in that fiery, fatal crash along with those two nice pilots. It’s currently in Grand Prairie, TX and should reach your doorstep on Monday.
Enjoy your shirts and hat, you monster.
Image via Fox News
Pretty fucked up. Disappointed you’d even joke about respecting this ass clown, dorn.
13 years ago at 2:00 pmdorns a sick, degenerate low life. this should be expected from him by now.
13 years ago at 12:34 amI’ve never seen a marketing strategy be so successful when their primary strategy seems to be insulting the customers/public. Keep it up.
13 years ago at 2:01 pmYou guys take forever to ship a fucking package.
13 years ago at 2:02 pmConversely, I found my order to arrive quite promptly. Thank you, RG.
13 years ago at 6:04 pmI agree with ModernSpartan, it took less then a week to get my package.
13 years ago at 6:48 pmWhat kind of monster still uses a .hotmail.com email address?
13 years ago at 2:23 pmAt least give us the username.
13 years ago at 2:33 pmI hope my 0″ inseams order from Southern South wasn’t on that flight.
13 years ago at 2:55 pmCome on, Dorn. You can’t blame this guy. He’s obviously worried about his Rowdy Gentleman gear arriving in time for rush. Kid has his priorities in line.
13 years ago at 3:31 pmRowdy Gentleman being more important than innocent lives. TFM.
13 years ago at 5:58 pmFuck that kid and fuck all of you making jokes about the pilots dying…that’s fucking shameful
13 years ago at 9:42 pmlooks like Lynyard Skynard’s pilot got hired by UPS
13 years ago at 3:08 pm*Lynynrd Skynyrd you dipshit
13 years ago at 5:57 pm*Lynyrd Skynyrd you fucking idiot.^
13 years ago at 10:53 pmLeonard Skinnerd* you fucking fucks
13 years ago at 1:24 amObama should hire him to fly Air Force One.
13 years ago at 3:26 pm