Boston Bomber Rushed Every Fraternity At UMass Dartmouth, Didn’t Receive A Bid
A student at the University of Massachusetts-Dartmouth sent us a tip that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the younger suspect — the one that was captured alive on Friday — accused of setting off a bomb at the Boston Marathon, rushed his fraternity. I followed up with an email to gather more information.
His response:
He came out to our dodgeball event one night. He seemed kind of shy but a couple of us were talking to him to try to get to know him a bit. He seemed kind of normal which is the scary part.
He didn’t seem incredibly outgoing, but he also didn’t rub anyone the wrong way. He came to the dodgeball event, talked to brothers and other rushees and came across as a normal kid, which I hate to say because this piece of shit is the scum of the earth. He also had the balls to come back to campus on Tuesday, the day after the attack, and use his school ID to swipe into the gym. He was also in an intramural soccer league and played on a team with one of my brothers last year.
I just asked some of my brothers. I was informed that he actually rushed with me in the fall of 2011, as well as this past fall. He has rushed every fraternity on campus and never got a bid from anyone.
There you have it. Although seemingly pretty normal, albeit reserved and introverted, young terrorist-in-the-making Dzhokhar wasn’t quite UMass-Dartmouth Greek material.
Image via ABC News
I hope he gets skull-fucked by a bullet of patriotic justice.
13 years ago at 2:49 pmI don’t. I hope he gets ass fucked by Jamal and D’ondre 5 times a day (respectively) for the rest of his very very long and miserable life.
13 years ago at 2:59 pmGive that raghead a god ole’ cock meat sandwich
13 years ago at 3:13 pmGood*
13 years ago at 3:13 pm^
13 years ago at 3:13 pmThat was for snu
13 years ago at 3:14 pm“I’d like to add this development into the file labeled, “Reasons for hazing.” A few aggressive hazing sessions could have straightened him out and knocked the terrorist right out of him. ”
No. It wouldn’t have. That’s absolutely asinine and a completely ridiculous statement to make in any situation especially in one as serious as this. There’s no way any degree of hazing would have prevented the events that have occurred.
13 years ago at 2:50 pmYou are on a satirical website right now. Get some perspective.
13 years ago at 2:52 pmIt’s like watching south park a few weeks after an major tragedy happens and getting pissed because them made some racist jokes. You just don’t do it. Don’t go on TFM and get pissed because its not extremely serious and Rated-G.
13 years ago at 3:15 pm^
13 years ago at 3:17 pmMeant to do ^^. Whatever. Fuck this. I suck at commenting
13 years ago at 3:18 pm^^^^
13 years ago at 3:29 pm^^You go to Devry. No one is surprised.
13 years ago at 2:10 amLast line was spot on. Well done.
13 years ago at 2:52 pmFUCK TERRORISTS. USA USA USA
13 years ago at 2:55 pmYee Yee!
13 years ago at 8:01 pmI was expecting some more substance behind him getting blackballed from every fraternity besides “he was normal, just a little quiet”. Disappointed Dorn.
13 years ago at 2:56 pmI included all the information my source was able to gather.
13 years ago at 2:58 pmTFM got a credible source on a national news story and quickly reported it in a relevant fashion to their medium. Give ’em some credit.
13 years ago at 3:02 pm^^ so did CNN, and look where that got them.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/stewart-tears-apart-cnn-for-completely-fcking-wrong-boston-reporting-human-centipede-of-news/
13 years ago at 6:23 pmNext article on the Huffington Post – Why The Umass-Dartmouth Greek System Drove Tsarnev To Become The Boston Bomber
13 years ago at 6:26 pm^ That was supposed to be a regular comment
13 years ago at 6:28 pmflooding the comment section FAF
13 years ago at 3:14 pmNo Muslim Policy. TFM
13 years ago at 3:19 pmUh oh. I hope this wasn’t what sent him over the edge. Because if it is, my campus may have another one of these guys waiting in the wings.
13 years ago at 3:30 pmthe fact that he didn’t get any bids is probably a majore factor for why he wanted to fuck the world so bad….he got fucked
13 years ago at 3:32 pmGod I hate you dorn.
13 years ago at 3:46 pm<3
13 years ago at 3:55 pm^ <3 8=========================================D;
13 years ago at 7:58 pm