“The Frattiest Quarterbacks in the NFL” According to BuzzFeed

I don’t take much issue with the quarterbacks listed or even the order (although Eli listed anywhere outside the top two or three is ludicrous), but his reasoning and perpetuation of the same, tired “frat guy” persona is a little over the top. For example, here is his writeup for his number one choice in Matt Stafford:

Besides being a red Solo cups and backwards hat enthusiast, Matt Stafford looks like he constantly calls everyone “bruh.” Not “bro.” Not “brah.” Always “bruh.” As in, “I don’t know what happened, we were good last year, bruh,” and “Megatron, why did you agree to be on Madden? This is all your faul, bruh.” Also he went to Georgia. Also this photo exists.

He also has Ben Rapelisberger coming in at number three with the implication that it’s due to his rapey tendencies. Talk about some low hangin’ fruit there. I mean come on, Jackie. Everyone knows rape is NF, man.

And the list:

1. Matt Stafford
2. Matt Ryan
3. Ben Roethlisberger
4. Matt Leinart
5. Brady Quinn
6. Matt Cassel
7. Peyton Manning
8. Jay Cutler
9. Tony Romo
10. Ryan Tannehill
11. Cam Newton
12. Tim Tebow
13. Eli Manning

And here is your foremost authority on all things frat, BuzzFeed writer Jack Moore:

This is his “I’m so fratty that I have to fight chicks off with a baseball bat” look. Nice list though, bruh.

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  1. 30RackFrat

    The fact that Brodie Croyle, despite being retired, is not on this list renders it completely irrelevant. Making $1.75M/yr for 5 seasons, while attempting only 319 passes for 8TDs and 9INTs. TGettingPaidM.

    12 years ago at 2:10 pm
  2. Tallapoosa Snu

    I’m a Falcons fan, and I love Ryan, but he belongs nowhere on this list. He’s the biggest goody goody, he married his college sweetheart (a womens’s basketball player), is already settled down, doesnt rage, probably never pulled very many bitches (his wife is a dog, ugh), and he’s a church boy off the field, and dresses like a 7th grader. Matt Ryan is a talented QB but #2 frattest? NOOOOOO. However, being the undisputed best QB in the NFL right now, FaF.

    12 years ago at 4:03 pm
    1. RJ Berger

      undisputed best qb in the league? give me a break, this was actually a decent post before you overrated “Matty ice” like no other. when the guy wins a playoff game, get back to me

      12 years ago at 4:05 am
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      the “right now” is the key part of that sentence. hes got the highest qbr, undefeated, I mean I couldnt name someone thats doing better than him, even the standard brady or rodgers arent playing their best this season

      12 years ago at 1:23 pm
  3. Tallboy Cunningham

    Real list should be…

    1. Eli Manning
    2. Drew Brees
    3. Aaron Rodgers
    4. Jay Cutler
    5. Peyton Manning
    6. Tom Brady
    7. Tony Romo
    8. Matt Stafford
    9. Ben Rothlisberger
    10. Christian Ponder
    11. Russell Wilson
    12. Philip Rivers

    12 years ago at 6:43 pm
  4. Sergei Fraterov

    They don’t have frats at Notre Dame…Brady Quinn is a fucker and Cam Newton still doesn’t fit.

    12 years ago at 7:19 pm
  5. Mountaintop Remover

    I think it’s simply disrespectful to the entire game of football to do a list of frattiest quarterbacks and not include those of yesteryear. I mean the frattiness of today’s quarterbacks pails in comparison to the likes of that of Joe Namath, Terry Bradshaw, John Elway, ETC. Want an example? Check out this drunk motherfucker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc65NC44dSk

    12 years ago at 8:07 pm