“The Frattiest Quarterbacks in the NFL” According to BuzzFeed
I don’t take much issue with the quarterbacks listed or even the order (although Eli listed anywhere outside the top two or three is ludicrous), but his reasoning and perpetuation of the same, tired “frat guy” persona is a little over the top. For example, here is his writeup for his number one choice in Matt Stafford:
Besides being a red Solo cups and backwards hat enthusiast, Matt Stafford looks like he constantly calls everyone “bruh.” Not “bro.” Not “brah.” Always “bruh.” As in, “I don’t know what happened, we were good last year, bruh,” and “Megatron, why did you agree to be on Madden? This is all your faul, bruh.” Also he went to Georgia. Also this photo exists.
He also has Ben Rapelisberger coming in at number three with the implication that it’s due to his rapey tendencies. Talk about some low hangin’ fruit there. I mean come on, Jackie. Everyone knows rape is NF, man.
1. Matt Stafford
2. Matt Ryan
3. Ben Roethlisberger
4. Matt Leinart
5. Brady Quinn
6. Matt Cassel
7. Peyton Manning
8. Jay Cutler
9. Tony Romo
10. Ryan Tannehill
11. Cam Newton
12. Tim Tebow
13. Eli Manning
And here is your foremost authority on all things frat, BuzzFeed writer Jack Moore:
This is his “I’m so fratty that I have to fight chicks off with a baseball bat” look. Nice list though, bruh.
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Ridiculous. This author literally has no idea what he’s talking about
12 years ago at 10:55 amOne of these is not like the others
12 years ago at 11:10 am^ this
12 years ago at 11:36 ambingo
12 years ago at 1:38 pmThis list became irrelevant as soon as Jay Cutler wasn’t listed #1.
12 years ago at 11:13 amAgreed. Cutler is the fratiest.
12 years ago at 12:27 pmCutler top tier
12 years ago at 9:03 pmDOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNT CAREEEEEEEEEEEE
12 years ago at 7:58 amFrater Rodgers should be on the list.
12 years ago at 11:15 am^this
12 years ago at 2:29 pmEli should be a little higher on the list….mostly because he was actually in a fraternity. Oh,
12 years ago at 11:19 amand the Blumpkin.
Chase Daniels anyone?
12 years ago at 11:21 amWho the fuck is Chase Daniels?
Ohh you mean Chase Daniel. Take a lap. And no, he shouldn’t be.
12 years ago at 1:26 pmI wood slept with him.
12 years ago at 11:39 amDrew Brees, Mark Sanchez, Aaron Rodgers, Kyle Orton, Tom Brady
12 years ago at 11:44 amMark Sanchez? Are you fucking kidding me?
12 years ago at 12:54 pmSanchez is FAF guy killed it at SC
12 years ago at 9:02 pmDo I need to point out the obvious?
12 years ago at 9:48 pmDre Brees, T.J Yates, Eli Manning are actually greek hmm
12 years ago at 11:59 amChristian Ponder needs to be on this list somewhere, his football skills may not be up there but the dude rages off the field.
12 years ago at 12:15 pm