Top TFM TV Characters: Part 2
TEXAS—For part 2 of the ever-important analytical breakdown of TFM TV characters we will consider the possibility that I may have left out some fratstars in part 1, and include characters from classic TV shows. For all of you that were hurt and/or offended by the omission of characters you felt deserved recognition, I sincerely apologize. This will be a longer, more thorough rundown. Enjoy it.
Ari Gold- Entourage
Even though this fast talking Hebrew turned down the executive job and Gulf-stream jet, he definitely receives an honorable mention. I’m pretty sure last season his slampiece left him after he dropped 100 K to have Christina Aguilera sing for her, but I digress. For each character there are arguments for why he is or isn’t FaF. Please, don’t stroke out. It is a fun list: for fun.
“What frat would have you?” – Ari Gold
Ari hazes Josh Weinstein:
The General is a genius.
13 years ago at 3:58 amThis guy writes columns like I blow coke: only every now and then, but when I do, it’s a success.
13 years ago at 4:01 amThe picture of Zack Morris looks like he is eating a cookie in the shape of a dick. NF
13 years ago at 4:03 amIt is a ginger bread cookie probably made by his slampiece. FaF
13 years ago at 12:13 amJeremy Piven was a Pike,
13 years ago at 4:07 amPhi Phi
not was..he IS
13 years ago at 4:48 amonce a Pike, always a Pike
In the show he’s a ZBT. The Jews run Hollywood.
13 years ago at 5:05 amDamn Straight!
13 years ago at 7:01 pmI’m surprised to not see don draper in this group.
13 years ago at 4:14 amSee part 1.
13 years ago at 4:28 amReleasing the hounds, TFM
13 years ago at 4:19 amOnce a Pike, always a Pike.
13 years ago at 4:26 amimplying Pikes aren’t NF.
13 years ago at 4:52 amIf you’re fraternity isn’t being talked about, you’re doing something wrong. Take Brosiden for example, you classless geed.
13 years ago at 6:13 amImplying Pikes are NF
13 years ago at 5:31 pmDouble negative…
Phi Phi Jeremy Piven
13 years ago at 4:33 amwheres buck strickland? wheres roger sterling? and damnit where is the nature boy Ric Flair? and how about the banks family {minus wil}?
13 years ago at 4:40 amBuck Strickland is frat as fuck.
13 years ago at 5:14 amFrattiest pro athlete list next
13 years ago at 4:42 amgood idea
13 years ago at 10:14 pmman i love the idea but being a pro athlete leaves man “yeah, but” asshole to disregardcuz people will be anti any black athlete. and that leaves mostly NFL/NCAA stars in football, maybe a couple in baseball but they all wear flatbills or can speak english. disregards any euro soccer stars..so it will be andy roddick, half the NFL qbs, every major PGA member and thats all i can think of…BUT matt bonner does wear 993s during actual games so…
13 years ago at 12:58 amother than john Elway & favre, magic johnson {wikipedia him to find out why] peyton and tom as well as rivers, brees. golfers and roddick. maybe some olympians. maybe cliff lee? lebron transcends being frat like all of us, weekly conference call with buffett and jay z..thats FaFaF can get.
13 years ago at 1:05 amRoy Oswalt. Has the frat swoop and likes to hunt.
13 years ago at 5:43 amJay Cutler always looks like he came straight from the castle to play
13 years ago at 9:00 amAnd must we not forget Will Arnett’s character from Hot Rod.
“Hey, maybe I’ll get a box of dongbags so we can knock boots later”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTWi-2zIp_s
13 years ago at 4:44 am