Top TFM TV Characters: Part 2

Thurston Howell III- Gilligan’s Island

He took tens of thousands of dollars in cash and a wardrobe with him on what was supposed to be a three-hour tour. Included in his assets: a diamond mine, a coconut plantation, a railroad, an oil well and 40,000 acres in Colorado.

“No one can pull the wool over my eyes. Cashmere maybe, but wool, never.”- Thurston Howell III

Creating your own country club. TFM:

    1. Paul Hazinger

      This guy writes columns like I blow coke: only every now and then, but when I do, it’s a success.

      14 years ago at 4:01 am
  1. Brole Haan

    The picture of Zack Morris looks like he is eating a cookie in the shape of a dick. NF

    14 years ago at 4:03 am
    1. Littleton Waller Hazewell

      If you’re fraternity isn’t being talked about, you’re doing something wrong. Take Brosiden for example, you classless geed.

      14 years ago at 6:13 am
  2. Rooster Cogburn

    wheres buck strickland? wheres roger sterling? and damnit where is the nature boy Ric Flair? and how about the banks family {minus wil}?

    14 years ago at 4:40 am
    1. Rooster Cogburn

      man i love the idea but being a pro athlete leaves man “yeah, but” asshole to disregardcuz people will be anti any black athlete. and that leaves mostly NFL/NCAA stars in football, maybe a couple in baseball but they all wear flatbills or can speak english. disregards any euro soccer stars..so it will be andy roddick, half the NFL qbs, every major PGA member and thats all i can think of…BUT matt bonner does wear 993s during actual games so…

      14 years ago at 12:58 am
    2. Rooster Cogburn

      other than john Elway & favre, magic johnson {wikipedia him to find out why] peyton and tom as well as rivers, brees. golfers and roddick. maybe some olympians. maybe cliff lee? lebron transcends being frat like all of us, weekly conference call with buffett and jay z..thats FaFaF can get.

      14 years ago at 1:05 am