Top TFM TV Characters: Part 2
14 years ago

TEXAS—For part 2 of the ever-important analytical breakdown of TFM TV characters we will consider the possibility that I may have left out some fratstars in part 1, and include characters from classic TV shows. For all of you that were hurt and/or offended by the omission of characters you felt deserved recognition, I sincerely apologize. This will be a longer, more thorough rundown. Enjoy it.

Ari Gold- Entourage

Even though this fast talking Hebrew turned down the executive job and Gulf-stream jet, he definitely receives an honorable mention. I’m pretty sure last season his slampiece left him after he dropped 100 K to have Christina Aguilera sing for her, but I digress. For each character there are arguments for why he is or isn’t FaF. Please, don’t stroke out. It is a fun list: for fun.

“What frat would have you?” – Ari Gold

Ari hazes Josh Weinstein:

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  2. 3,2,1 south should have won

    I’d still like to see Dexter Morgan, ultimate hazing (killing)of GDIs and he slammed julie benz and Julia styles on the reg

    14 years ago at 4:56 am
    3. Hebro

      “Season 3 also revealed that Ari met his wife as an undergraduate at Harvard, when he was a member of Zeta Beta Tau, a traditionally Jewish fraternity.”

      14 years ago at 6:20 pm
    4. afbrojack

      Ari Gold’s brother on the show making billions on stamps.com and having a hot ass slam and matching bentleys. FaF

      13 years ago at 2:54 pm
  5. Frat means never having to say you're sorry

    Good job including Mr. Burns, but leaving off Roger Sterling is NF.

    14 years ago at 5:34 am
  8. Fratting in Texas

    Why the fuck is Andy Bernard on here? His fiance cheated on him with a beet-farming GDI. And in one episode he admits to having to sneak into frat parties. Anyone who has to sneak into a frat party is the epitome of a GDI.

    14 years ago at 7:03 am
  9. dr fratkins

    even though he’s not fratty in the traditional sense, i think there could be a strong argument for Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    14 years ago at 7:11 am
    1. Danny Devitbro

      Agreed. Also, Frank Reynolds: he made a fortune but chooses to rage like an undergrad.

      14 years ago at 8:19 pm
    2. epic bro

      Third. Motion carries. The guy works for the C.I.A, is a strong gun advocate, and loves everything about the Republican party. FaF

      14 years ago at 8:19 am
    5. Frattastic 4

      Stan Smith should have been on the first list and the fact he is not on this one either is a huge disappointment.
      “Guns don’t kill people. People kill people. Guns defend people from people with smaller guns.”

      14 years ago at 2:51 am
  11. ISIS

    Where, exactly, is Sterling Archer? Drinks constantly, goes through slampieces quicker than drinks, constantly hazes the people he works with, wears nothing but suits, hazes the shit out of his butler, played LAX, a natural at Polo, carries a gun, works for the family company…am I missing something, because that’s FaF.

    14 years ago at 7:23 am
    1. Pierce Brosnan

      Second, I was prepared to argue for his inclusion myself but glad someone else beat me to it

      14 years ago at 2:05 pm
    2. Swim in a FRATatorium

      Archer is FAF, hilarious, and also on FX meaning not that many people watch it. Second season starts 1/27

      14 years ago at 9:31 pm
    3. Southern Pride

      Agreed. Archer constantly rages and tags slampieces faster than geeds fist pump, all while knowing he’s invincible because his family owns the world. FaF.

      14 years ago at 6:57 am
    5. Fratty Patty

      Sterling Archer is FaF. Lives off his moms money, always drunk or shacking up w a new supermodel slampiece,and he does and says what he wants whenver he wants

      14 years ago at 6:08 pm