University Of Minnesota Student Government Rejects 9/11 Remembrance Because It Would Violate Safe Space

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Tuesday, the University of Minnesota student government rejected a resolution for a moment of remembrance that would honor all of those men and women who died on September 11th for all future 9/11 anniversaries, because it might cause an islamophobic sentiment on campus.

From Campus Reform:

“The passing of this resolution might make a space that is unsafe for students on campus even more unsafe,” said Algadi, “Islamophobia and racism fueled through that are alive and well.”

Algadi added that holding a moment of recognition over a tragedy committed by non-white perpetrators could increase racist attitudes on campus, asking, “When will we start having moments of silence for all of the times white folks have done something terrible?”

That’s it. I’m done with everyone. Do you guys remember when the internet was full of humorous and entertaining news, pictures, and videos? Me neither. This recent barrage of political correctness and outrage has wiped my mind clean and killed any enjoyment I ever had for this job. I remember I used to wake up every morning excited to come into the office, write about some kid trying to fuck a shampoo bottle or punch a man-eating shark in the face, post a few funny videos and some pictures of chicks in bikinis and call it a day. What a life!

But no more. The world wide web and country at large has been hijacked by social justice warrior terrorists and the fun police. I’m one more “safe space” away from going full “Into the Wild,” venturing off into the Alaskan frontier, and never interacting with another human being again. I just need to remember to avoid any and all berries as well. Fuck the direction college campuses are going right now.

Preach, Barry.

[via Campus Reform]

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  1. thaisticktony

    If the world took a moment of silence for every terrible atrocity ever committed by a group of people, we would all have to become mutes.

    10 years ago at 4:02 pm
  2. OldFratDuck

    May I add that the “white” people in those buildings on 9/11 were from every race, religion and culture. Acknowledging that this is simply a remembrance for white people being slaughtered by Islamic people is so god damn idiotic and disrespectful. These “broad thinkers” are narrow minded in reality because they’ll only acknowledge one side…… The god damn independents need to get their thumbs out of their asses, Fraternity men from every campus in the country should put the Coors down for two seconds and fight back. SICK OF THIS NONSENSE!!!!

    10 years ago at 4:07 pm
  3. BlackySeal

    Our forefathers didn’t stand against oppression for our country to be ending up like this. This is fucking ridiculous

    10 years ago at 4:12 pm
  4. Donutinurface

    Yea and those few ignorant racists represent every white person else just like isis is an accurate representation of all Islam right ? This fanook obviously doesn’t know it wasn’t just whites who died on 9/11. I wonder if his family was directly affected how he would feel about it then? Way to fail at understanding emotion, patriotism, common sense, and human life in general.

    10 years ago at 4:17 pm
  5. Frock_Lesnar

    I’d like to formally apologize on behalf of my fellow Minnesotans. For a state that loves booze, outdoor shit, guns and capitalism as much as we do there’s just enough liberal pussies to ruin the party for everyone else.

    10 years ago at 4:33 pm
  6. Light.House

    Dan, maybe you’d find more joy in your work if you brought back Rush Boobs.

    10 years ago at 4:34 pm
  7. loveyalikeXOXO

    This makes me sick. Being from NY and knowing far too many people who lost their lives or someone near and dear to them that day… It’s about remembering those who became heroes that day, not about remembering and promoting hate towards those who attacked us. People need to get over this politically correct bull shit. I’M offended by this, but of course since I am a white, middle class, LEGAL American citizen, no one will give a shit. The pussification of America needs to stop. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

    Sorry, rant over. This just really grinds my gears.

    10 years ago at 4:40 pm