Unquestionable Ranking Of The 10 Best Party Schools In The Nation

8. Louisiana State University

LSU

From what I’m told, there is no MIC law here, so cops don’t really give a damn if you’re dying of alcohol consumption — they still won’t slap the cuffs on you. The fraternity houses are all so shitty that the ridiculous parties can’t really do any more damage than has already been done so you’re encouraged to act an absolute ass. On top of all that, the LSU girls get more amazingly hot each year with each new class. Just stupid hot. Literally stupid, and hot.

Major parties such as Kappa Sig Bahama Mama, KA Old South, Acacia Night on the Nile (except they got kicked off, but that’s irrelevant), Theta Xi does Shipwrecked, and Phi Psi does Phi Psichedelic. Lastly, the tailgates are really just a race to see who can be the most fucked up and still actually drag their asses into the stadium. Sometimes they are set up at three in the morning, and the extremely rowdy folks will spend the night out there just getting weird.

  1. Bill Ponderosa

    WVU deserves the #2 spot just based on the fact that Morgantown drinks 1% of all Anheuser-Busch products.

    9 years ago at 4:02 pm
  2. Jim_Webb_2016

    Meh. But it’s what I would expect from a UF grad who probably only thinks that the top ten can be fully of state schools. PSU is overrated, hasn’t been that great in awhile.

    9 years ago at 4:10 pm
    1. JayFratler

      PSU is overrated based on what? I think I speak for everyone in happy valley when I say you have to black out drunk to have any kind of fun

      9 years ago at 4:54 pm
      1. KingOfFratlinburg

        If you have to black out to have fun, it is probably because its not fun.

        9 years ago at 6:53 pm
      2. Slappyhappychap

        Rules of a psu comment 1) use some kind of nickname for your school like happy Valley etc., or mention an event that has a nickname like thon etc. 2) put your foot in your mouth by saying something moronic…… See above comment for example

        9 years ago at 5:22 am
    1. Bill Ponderosa

      If you weren’t such a goddamn alcoholic maybe you would know how punctuation works.

      9 years ago at 5:14 pm
    2. FratPoppa

      Going to class drunk, when you could just not do that – and drink more. NF.

      9 years ago at 5:49 pm
  3. Brotator Cuff

    Appreciate the cheekiness of the column title, but don’t make it so obvious that this is a troll-job. Iowa State making this list over the University of Iowa is a complete joke.

    9 years ago at 4:21 pm
  4. Fratakin Skywalker

    RIP Veishea. President Leath is truly an ass for getting rid of the most important week of the year to local businesses, clubs, alumni, and the entire Iowa State community.

    9 years ago at 4:23 pm
    1. AzamatBagatov

      You guys party one weekend out of the year and managed to somehow destroy your already pathetic excuse for a college town and kill a kid. Good riddance Veishea.

      9 years ago at 5:23 pm
      1. RichardKuntz

        Kill a kid? You’re clearly misinformed. A PIKE tried to catch a light post as it was pushed over. He took that light post to the dome instead and got knocked out. He was fine. Now shut your dick holster.

        9 years ago at 10:10 am
      2. FootballandAmerica

        Are you serious when you say that is what happened? A good friend of mine almost died during this incident, and you say he was trying to “catch” a light post? You sir, are either mentally incompetent, a gdi, or a highschooler I don’t know which one you prefer.

        9 years ago at 1:54 pm
  5. A Well Known Result

    Attending UW, you need to drink a Lake Mendota amount of booze to make some of these women look attractive.

    9 years ago at 4:25 pm
      1. A Well Known Result

        Just look at the women who reside in our Tri-Delt and Chi O houses, it’s like if the Creature from the Black Lagoon had all daughters.

        9 years ago at 5:17 pm
      2. parkerforpres

        Every school has its trollish looking women. Don’t judge the entire talent pool by the inbred farmhands

        9 years ago at 8:15 pm
    1. NightriderNoisewater

      That’s why Bill O’Reily actually put a reporter on campus to analyze the fact that we have the “sexiest student body”?

      9 years ago at 6:33 pm
  6. JakeFromState

    As a West Virginia native, and frequent visit to Morgantown I’ll say this, St Pattys day and gamedays there are two of the most magical things.

    9 years ago at 6:03 pm