Unquestionable Ranking Of The 10 Best Party Schools In The Nation
It’s time to rank the best party schools in the nation, because just talking about academics would be petty. By now, you should be well versed on which schools house the hottest women, which schools dominate Greek life, and which schools are the place to be on Saturdays during football season.
But what about the most quintessential piece of the college experience? Without partying, there is no fun — just a bunch of learning. Sure, you could stick to the books for four to seven years, never develop any social skills and become an extremely lonely and awkward doctor, or you could be a real human being and party your dick off for five or six years.
So what school rages harder than the rest? I’m here to settle the score. Spoiler alert: your school probably didn’t make the list (cough, A&M, cough).
Honorable Mention:Southern California, Texas State, Florida, Arkansas, University Of Texas, Ole Miss, Nebraska, Texas Tech University, Colorado State University
10. Tulane University
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You think I’m just going to leave out the school that sits in the heart of the biggest party city (sorry Vegas, you don’t count) in America? I’m not messing around when it comes to Tulane. You’re either getting fucked up on Bourbon or getting fucked by some test (followed by Bourbon). I would not hate going to Tulane at all solely for the partying 24/7. Academically, not a bad school. Athletically, pretty terrible. But partying? Tulane comes in with an A++.
Drugs, booze, and girls are flowing in the streets of New Orleans. Want a hand grenade? Go for it. Want an Irish breakfast? Do two of them shits. The only real rule in the Sin City of the South is that you drink to excess.
What impressed me about my summer visits to Wisconsin was how crowded and crazy it was during that time. Where I go, the campus is almost dead during the summer. Not the case for Wisconsin. Well deserved #1 spot.
9 years ago at 6:19 pmWhere’s my FSU Seminoles. No better place to be than TallyNasty on game days. The girls give blowjobs by the dumpster and the cocaine is ever-flowing through the nostrils.
9 years ago at 6:30 pmOn Wisconsin
9 years ago at 6:30 pmU rah rah
9 years ago at 10:53 pmYou lost me @ Iowa St. Catch a Big Monday game on the tube this year–if fatty co-eds and dorky white guys with self-esteem issues is your bag then party on Harry Lee. ISU isn’t even a top 3 party school in the Big 12.
9 years ago at 6:46 pmECU deserves an honorable mention
9 years ago at 7:03 pmNo it doesn’t.
9 years ago at 10:01 pmOne of my best friends transferred from ecu to wvu. Ecu partys hard apparently, but not for this list
9 years ago at 5:20 amWhoever is responsible for compiling this list/determining the rankings has obviously never been to Tucson. University of Arizona is very deserving of a spot on this list and we have what ASU lacks: quality. Beardown
9 years ago at 7:12 pmAll Tucson has is poverty and illegal immigrants. They picked the correct Arizona school.
9 years ago at 11:55 pmNo love for Arizona smh
9 years ago at 7:13 pmNo, they picked the correct Arizona school
9 years ago at 7:38 pmWithout a doubt, TKE has to be the #1 reason why these schools are on here. WE GO HARD!!!1!!!
9 years ago at 7:17 pmYou suck
9 years ago at 8:59 pmThats what she said hahaha!!!!!! Good luck catching me on my skateboard officer hahaha!!!!!!
9 years ago at 9:53 pmYour comments are the reason other Frats hate us.
9 years ago at 11:43 pmGlad to see a fellow brethren on the interwebz! But do other fraternal organizations not like TKE? On my campus we don’t interact with the others as we are the only fraternity in the dorms, so I just assumed we were on neutral grounds. Interesting.
9 years ago at 12:44 amI don’t usually say this, but “lol”
9 years ago at 7:17 pmIowa State a bigger party school than Indiana? I don’t think so, champ.
9 years ago at 7:24 pmIndiana is irrelevant outside of Indiana
9 years ago at 9:15 pm7 kids died last year at IU, you realize that right? Kind of takes away from the whole fun of partying.
9 years ago at 12:56 am