Washington State Cougs Claim They Drank Auburn Bar Out Of Beer, Are Beer Drinking Champions

If you dropped by Quixotes, a watering hole in Auburn, Friday night and couldn’t grab a beer because they were completely out of it, it’s because the place was overrun by Washington State Cougars, and they drank every drop of beer in the joint — according to them. They also seem to fancy themselves as “champion beer drinkers,” and are now recognized “worldwide for their drinking prowess.” Worldwide? Interesting. This is actually the first I’ve heard anything about WSU students and alumni mentioned with other beer-drinking heavyweights.

Here’s the tweet that made the above claim:

After the obligatory “Pics or it didn’t happen,” @CougShirts followed up with the below visual evidence, showing Crown Royal bags placed over the beer taps to indicate they were empty.

At 10:19pm, just under four hours before Quixotes was to close, bartender Brooke said, “Your fans drank us completely out of beer. […] We are going to have to close the place down.”

The fans, students, alumni, and community of Auburn University have all been put on notice. The Cougs — from the PAC 12, mind you — came into your town like savage white men atop horses into a vulnerable and peaceful Native American camp, drank you under the table, out-tailgated you, and knocked up all your women. I made up the last two items, but they’re implied, I feel.

So, how accurate is all this? Fact? Flat-out lie? Partly true with some embellishment? Defend yourselves, Auburn.

[via SB Nation]

Image via College Football AP


  1. War Cam Eagle

    To be fair drinking Quixotes out of beer is far from an accomplishment. WSU fans were only there because they weren’t welcome in Skybar or Supper Club.

    7 years ago at 4:02 pm
    1. frat1990

      Then you must have skipped Skybar this weekend. There were tons of Cougs there all weekend.

      7 years ago at 4:30 pm
    2. DamnGladtoMeetYou

      Come to think of it, there were a few jersey-wearing weirdos at the top bar complaining about the heat.

      7 years ago at 11:53 am
  2. TwoDrunkTigers

    I stopped by Quixotes around 11 on Friday. It was still open and there was beer on tap. I honestly didn’t even see many WSU fans there.

    7 years ago at 4:06 pm
  3. dpool

    Quixotes is the worst bar in Auburn. We didn’t want to tell them it wasn’t a big accomplishment, because, you know, southern hospitality.

    7 years ago at 4:12 pm
    1. frattahoochee

      The very first time i ever walked in there, it must have been “San Fran night”. I saw at least 3 gay couples grinding on each other. The next time i went there it must have been “Brooklyn Night” because the place was crawling with hipsters.

      Quixotes its hands down the worst bar downtown

      7 years ago at 7:23 pm
    2. War_Damn69

      no one goes there, so if more than four of their fans showed up it probably did run out of beer, they probably only had four kegs

      7 years ago at 2:53 am
  4. PhuckinPhi

    When an entire college fan base takes over the shittiest bar in town, they’ll probably run it dry.

    7 years ago at 4:18 pm
  5. Plains Native

    They must have been stealing the bottled beers in their cargo shorts. The rest of us were at the largest bar in the SEC (Skybar).

    7 years ago at 4:23 pm
  6. Channel4NewsTeam

    I don’t think any of you quite understand how much alcohol it takes to get through a Cougars game, sometimes requiring a constant blackout for days ahead of time as seen here.

    7 years ago at 4:37 pm