Washington State Cougs Claim They Drank Auburn Bar Out Of Beer, Are Beer Drinking Champions
If you dropped by Quixotes, a watering hole in Auburn, Friday night and couldn’t grab a beer because they were completely out of it, it’s because the place was overrun by Washington State Cougars, and they drank every drop of beer in the joint — according to them. They also seem to fancy themselves as “champion beer drinkers,” and are now recognized “worldwide for their drinking prowess.” Worldwide? Interesting. This is actually the first I’ve heard anything about WSU students and alumni mentioned with other beer-drinking heavyweights.
Here’s the tweet that made the above claim:
Cougs just drank Quixote's in Auburn out of beer kegs!. All of it. #GoCougs #WSU
— CougShirts (@CougShirts) August 31, 2013
After the obligatory “Pics or it didn’t happen,” @CougShirts followed up with the below visual evidence, showing Crown Royal bags placed over the beer taps to indicate they were empty.
@NussCoug Crown bags on the taps. pic.twitter.com/AColCoYulr
— CougShirts (@CougShirts) August 31, 2013
At 10:19pm, just under four hours before Quixotes was to close, bartender Brooke said, “Your fans drank us completely out of beer. […] We are going to have to close the place down.”
The fans, students, alumni, and community of Auburn University have all been put on notice. The Cougs — from the PAC 12, mind you — came into your town like savage white men atop horses into a vulnerable and peaceful Native American camp, drank you under the table, out-tailgated you, and knocked up all your women. I made up the last two items, but they’re implied, I feel.
So, how accurate is all this? Fact? Flat-out lie? Partly true with some embellishment? Defend yourselves, Auburn.
[via SB Nation]
Image via College Football AP
Every WSU fan I saw last night drank like freshmen.
11 years ago at 6:07 pmnext time look harder, chief.
11 years ago at 11:13 pmBeing able to stand inside of that shithole long enough to drink more than a single beer is far more of an accomplishment than being able to drink enough beer to run the shanty dry…However every single WSU fan I talked to at skybar was completely in awe of the southern glory they saw at Auburn. Those west coast hippies have never seen football, women or good people (the closer you live to LA, the less of a soul God gives you, im pretty sure) on the scale that they saw in Auburn
11 years ago at 6:47 pm^this
11 years ago at 7:24 pmSo you’re saying no one within a 1000 mile radius of LA has a soul?
11 years ago at 8:21 pmno, i did not say that. but its probably true
11 years ago at 9:14 pmI’d say the closer you are to the entire state of California the less of a soul God gives you.
11 years ago at 11:53 pmI’d say the closer you are to the state california the less of a chance he mother of your child is your first cousin.
11 years ago at 7:10 pmThe Cougs don’t drink like any other Pac-12 school. They’re absolutely on a different level than us… I could easily see them on the SEC’s level. (at least based on the last time I was in the south)
11 years ago at 6:52 pmI’m guessing he’s from Cal.
11 years ago at 1:09 amHA auburn i hear thats a good school to graduate from..
11 years ago at 12:32 amsays the genius who leaves out necessary commas.
11 years ago at 12:49 pmWe’re all waiting in eager anticipation to know where you attend school.
11 years ago at 11:57 amFurther proof that the PAC-12 goes as hard as everyone else.
11 years ago at 1:08 ami dont get why people are calling wazzu’s fan base liberal. Eastern washington is a lot different than western washington in many ways (in this case politically). Pullman is 8 miles from Idaho!!!!!!! where do you think we get all of our everclear and moonshine from? also to be noted yakima is pretty fucking hick.
11 years ago at 1:44 amThey also drank a plane dry on a flight to a game against UNLV last year…
http://www.cougcenter.com/2012/9/14/3333232/wsu-vs-unlv-alcohol-flights
Newfound respect for Washington State fans.
11 years ago at 3:48 amThe only thing Quixotes has going for it are hot lady bartenders. Other than that the place is a shit hole.
11 years ago at 7:40 amWhen BYU came to UVA, they drank all the Walmarts out of milk.
11 years ago at 1:12 pmwe all remember what happened the last time the north and south got in a fight
11 years ago at 3:10 pm