Which One Of You Hoodlums At App State Stole An Ambulance From The Football Game Last Night?
I’m looking at you, people of Boone.
Which one of you thought it was a good idea to steal an ambulance from the nationally televised App State-Georgia Southern game last night and drive it a couple blocks away before abandoning it? I need to know what went down.
From WSOC:
An ambulance was stolen Thursday night from the Appalachian State University campus, officials said.
The ambulance was parked at the stadium for the game in case fans or players were injured.
Boone police located it on Fairview Lane shortly after it was stolen.
Authorities are looking for whoever stole it.
You hoodlums are causing me to have some serious LOLs at work today. I mean, I’m glad a football player wasn’t paralyzed on the field of play while the ambulance was missing, but I want to hear the full story. I guess EMS just left the keys in the ignition because they didn’t think anybody was demented enough to hijack an ambulance. Boy, how wrong they were.
The best part of this story is that the police have seemingly no leads yet. Whoever pulled off this GTA-style ambulance hijacking looks to be off scot-free — for now. I guess the thieves, who I am assuming are drunk college kids trying to create a lifelong memory, sobered up pretty quickly and realized they needed to ditch the fucking ambulance stat before getting expelled. Probably a good call.
I want to hear more about the who/what/when/where/why, so if you have any information, Mountaineers, shoot me an email at steveholtgoodcontent at gmail dot com..
[via WSOC]
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“Serious LOLs”? Fuck you, Steve Holt.
11 years ago at 11:06 amSteve, all jokes aside, you should probably turn in your two week notice and have a nice cool glass of bleach on the way home. The fact that you are employed in a position that allowed you to voice your opinion or attempt to makes jokes causes me to fear for the future of TFM. You are more disappointing than a formal NFL players son choosing the dance team over the football team. If I could compare you to one thing, it would probably be Hillary Clinton’s hairy pussy. I wish nothing more than a slow, terrible, painful death for you, on which one of the actually talented writers for TFM could then report on.
11 years ago at 11:08 amI think you meant “former”, not “formal”. This comment was not even funny. At all.
11 years ago at 11:10 amDo less.
11 years ago at 11:12 amLot of NFL guys are great dancers.
11 years ago at 11:14 amThese comments are giving me some serious LOLs
11 years ago at 11:11 amI wish they’d give you some serious cancer.
11 years ago at 11:14 amFrabst, my man. Happy Friday to you
11 years ago at 11:15 am🙂
11 years ago at 12:03 pmDunk your head in a vat of horse shit.
11 years ago at 11:15 amNo mention of Georgia Southern, their biggest rival? Hmm only makes sense when you think about it. But you probably don’t do much of that either.
11 years ago at 11:11 amWhen in doubt, blame the townies.
11 years ago at 11:13 amYou fucking communist. Trying to coax someone into giving you the story so you can immediately turn it over to police. TsteveholtM. Fuck you. I’d say you should have been a foot job from a midget, but that would be direspectful to foot jobs and midgets. Do us all a favor: tie a bucket of cement to your ankles and go for a swim.
11 years ago at 11:18 amU_lose
11 years ago at 11:20 amNo, Dorn, I don’t.
11 years ago at 11:35 amSome of you are fucking awful at hating Steve Holt. This was pitiful. What are you even saying?
11 years ago at 11:22 amHating SteveHolt has gotten boring. I never liked his articles, but the comments were always funny. Now that the comments suck, there’s no reason to click on the article.
11 years ago at 12:02 pmDamn crystal meth tinkers, stealing ambulances and shit
11 years ago at 8:53 amWhat’s even worse is that our dining hall was set on fire during the game.
11 years ago at 11:22 amWhy do mountaineers have to burn stuff all the time. At least WVU contains it to couches
11 years ago at 11:59 ammy bad
11 years ago at 2:45 pmGeorgia Southerns coach took it and tried to take there team to the hospital after getting shat on my App State.
11 years ago at 11:40 amDrunk already?
11 years ago at 11:58 amDon’t criticize man, it’s a Friday
11 years ago at 12:14 pmPiss Poor effort.
11 years ago at 12:28 pmBush stole the ambulance
11 years ago at 11:43 amThey found the ambulance ~3 miles away up a big ass hill in a development with around 100 student houses. It was our first Thursday game, we don’t know how to act yet
11 years ago at 12:21 pm