Which One Of You Hoodlums At App State Stole An Ambulance From The Football Game Last Night?
I’m looking at you, people of Boone.
Which one of you thought it was a good idea to steal an ambulance from the nationally televised App State-Georgia Southern game last night and drive it a couple blocks away before abandoning it? I need to know what went down.
From WSOC:
An ambulance was stolen Thursday night from the Appalachian State University campus, officials said.
The ambulance was parked at the stadium for the game in case fans or players were injured.
Boone police located it on Fairview Lane shortly after it was stolen.
Authorities are looking for whoever stole it.
You hoodlums are causing me to have some serious LOLs at work today. I mean, I’m glad a football player wasn’t paralyzed on the field of play while the ambulance was missing, but I want to hear the full story. I guess EMS just left the keys in the ignition because they didn’t think anybody was demented enough to hijack an ambulance. Boy, how wrong they were.
The best part of this story is that the police have seemingly no leads yet. Whoever pulled off this GTA-style ambulance hijacking looks to be off scot-free — for now. I guess the thieves, who I am assuming are drunk college kids trying to create a lifelong memory, sobered up pretty quickly and realized they needed to ditch the fucking ambulance stat before getting expelled. Probably a good call.
I want to hear more about the who/what/when/where/why, so if you have any information, Mountaineers, shoot me an email at steveholtgoodcontent at gmail dot com..
[via WSOC]
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We at least have real ambulances now. When I pledged in ’11 the ambulance at the game was an 80s chevy van with a lift kit and off road tires.
11 years ago at 12:29 pmIt was definitely one of the student protesters. Dirty hippies.
11 years ago at 1:32 pmApp state is nothing but hipster GDIs.
11 years ago at 1:48 pmI’m sure you know a lot about it first hand since we don’t even have Chi Phi, there are a lot of worse schools in NC greek wise, as imperfect as we are
11 years ago at 2:56 pmLike Campbell.
11 years ago at 2:24 pmApp state here, market caught on fire and they stole the ambulance from that. Drove it 10 minutes away to a large student living complex.
11 years ago at 3:21 pmFuck you Steve. Snitches get stitches.
11 years ago at 7:33 pmsteveholtgoodcontent? More like steveholtfuckingblows
11 years ago at 1:11 amBoone town don’t fuck around. Felonies only
11 years ago at 11:05 amHaha classic
11 years ago at 10:21 pmThey were just hungry and wanted to get some dank grub
11 years ago at 10:25 pmDont send him sheeeiiiiiit
11 years ago at 2:33 pm