Worst Couple In American History Stops Traffic On Busy Houston Highway To Get Engaged

I watched this video seven times about fifteen minutes ago and I’m still trying to put the pieces of my brain matter back together. I refuse to believe this is a real thing that happened on this planet. Did this occur on the set of a Michael Bay production? Is there trick photography at play here? Was I looking at a couple getting engaged in front of a green screen?

Nope. Vidal Valladares Navas actually proposed to girlfriend Michelle Wycoff on I-45 in Houston. He enlisted the help of his friends — who, mind you, are the worst friends a guy could possibly acquire to let him go through with this plan — to stop motherfucking traffic on the busy highway near downtown Houston, a city notorious for its already terrible traffic.

The newly engaged Michelle posted the video to her private Instagram account. Here it is:

Can you imagine trying to get home to your couch and a cold beer after a long, shitty day, only to get stuck in gridlock traffic because some self-centered twat thought he’d inconvenience thousands of Houstonians to put a ring on his girlfriend’s goddamn finger in the middle of a fucking highway? He’s lucky he didn’t get gunned down in a hail of gunfire, tbh.

I think I speak for everyone in America when I say that I hope Vidal and Michelle endure an unhappy marriage that eventually ends with a nasty, soul-sucking divorce that leaves both of them in total ruin.

Shit’s not even romantic. Fuck.

Image via Instagram/ @mlwycoff

    1. Ferris Boozeler

      I doubt they were a couple. I always imagined two random hicks having sex in a gas station bathroom before parting ways forever was how Steve Holt was conceived.

      10 years ago at 11:29 am
  1. Premed Dr.penis

    Dorn would stop traffic if he saw a playground full of kids with no supervision around

    10 years ago at 10:37 am
  2. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    I-45 is the armpit of the world. The only couple who would find this setting “romantic” would be a stripper and a crack dealer.

    10 years ago at 10:38 am
    1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

      Update: the man has been charged with Obstructing Traffic (a misdemeanor). The woman is a “health club membership counselor.”

      10 years ago at 7:08 am
  3. Delta Chill

    Not sure what’s worse, that this actually happened or that you used ‘twat’ and ‘tbh’ in the same paragraph.

    10 years ago at 10:39 am
      1. Theta_Theta

        I didn’t know you were a Jew. Maybe in a celebration of your people’s recent holiday which I believe is spelled Channukah could you bring us 8 days of good content?

        10 years ago at 11:02 am
  4. ScottyDoesntKnow

    Not to mention its 75 fucking degrees in Houston right now and he’s in a sweater

    10 years ago at 11:38 am