Worst Couple In American History Stops Traffic On Busy Houston Highway To Get Engaged
I watched this video seven times about fifteen minutes ago and I’m still trying to put the pieces of my brain matter back together. I refuse to believe this is a real thing that happened on this planet. Did this occur on the set of a Michael Bay production? Is there trick photography at play here? Was I looking at a couple getting engaged in front of a green screen?
Nope. Vidal Valladares Navas actually proposed to girlfriend Michelle Wycoff on I-45 in Houston. He enlisted the help of his friends — who, mind you, are the worst friends a guy could possibly acquire to let him go through with this plan — to stop motherfucking traffic on the busy highway near downtown Houston, a city notorious for its already terrible traffic.
The newly engaged Michelle posted the video to her private Instagram account. Here it is:
Can you imagine trying to get home to your couch and a cold beer after a long, shitty day, only to get stuck in gridlock traffic because some self-centered twat thought he’d inconvenience thousands of Houstonians to put a ring on his girlfriend’s goddamn finger in the middle of a fucking highway? He’s lucky he didn’t get gunned down in a hail of gunfire, tbh.
I think I speak for everyone in America when I say that I hope Vidal and Michelle endure an unhappy marriage that eventually ends with a nasty, soul-sucking divorce that leaves both of them in total ruin.
Shit’s not even romantic. Fuck..
Image via Instagram/ @mlwycoff
I feel bad that I check tfm every morning like its the fucking news
10 years ago at 10:21 amTake a lap
10 years ago at 10:31 amChief, a button for that, there is
10 years ago at 11:47 amWell, this is awkward
10 years ago at 11:50 amMust be because you drink more than me.
10 years ago at 10:33 amThe worst couple in the world didn’t abort Steve Holt.
10 years ago at 10:22 amI doubt they were a couple. I always imagined two random hicks having sex in a gas station bathroom before parting ways forever was how Steve Holt was conceived.
10 years ago at 11:29 amHard to be a couple when your siblings.
10 years ago at 1:35 pmSteve holt should go stand on the I-45 and try and stop traffic
10 years ago at 10:26 amDue to your fuck ass mobile app, I will not be viewing a video today.
10 years ago at 10:35 am“Fuck ass”. TPieceOfGarbageHumanM.
10 years ago at 11:15 amHowever, it does apply to this circumstance.
10 years ago at 11:15 amMariano with the save
10 years ago at 2:17 pmDorn would stop traffic if he saw a playground full of kids with no supervision around
10 years ago at 10:37 amYou’re not very good at this.
10 years ago at 2:07 pmI-45 is the armpit of the world. The only couple who would find this setting “romantic” would be a stripper and a crack dealer.
10 years ago at 10:38 amUpdate: the man has been charged with Obstructing Traffic (a misdemeanor). The woman is a “health club membership counselor.”
10 years ago at 7:08 amNot sure what’s worse, that this actually happened or that you used ‘twat’ and ‘tbh’ in the same paragraph.
10 years ago at 10:39 amThat’s called range.
10 years ago at 10:41 amI didn’t know you were a Jew. Maybe in a celebration of your people’s recent holiday which I believe is spelled Channukah could you bring us 8 days of good content?
10 years ago at 11:02 amKyle’s with me and he says that Hanukkah is already over.
10 years ago at 11:43 amWhat does any of this have to do with Dorn not being Jewish?
10 years ago at 11:46 amNot to mention its 75 fucking degrees in Houston right now and he’s in a sweater
10 years ago at 11:38 amI would’ve ruined this proposal so fucking fast
10 years ago at 1:02 pmGiving her the choice of saying ‘yes’ or getting shoved into traffic. TFM.
10 years ago at 1:06 pm