The Official 2016 Frat Bracket: Round Of 32
The South Region
#1 Butt stuff vs. #8 YETI coolers
Check out all the round of 32 matchups in the south region. Notice anything? All chalk. All of it. And I have no reason to believe this 1 vs. 8 contest will end any differently. #BUTTSTUFF2016
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#2 Hazing vs. #7 Republicanism
Despite a far below-average year for Republicanism, it still made it to the round of 32. Do you really think that 2016 Republicanism can best hazing, though? I mean, I’m not even sure Natty Light can, and it’s a 1 seed. I’ll be surprised if this one is even close, but hey, anything can happen — it’s March Fratness.
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#3 Tailgates vs. #6 Plausible deniability
Day drinking vs. having the pledges clean up all traces of day drinking while you’re at the game to avoid IFC sanctions. The day of swigs vs. the Bay of Pigs. Is it more frat to drink a shit ton of alcohol before your school plays a game of football, or to conduct your fraternity in a way where it has the ability to deny allegations simply because the opposition cannot prove them?
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#4 Plan B vs. #5 Fake IDs
While “Plan B is Plan A. TFM.” might be one of the greatest TFM one-liners of all-time, there are some great fake ID ones, such as “Sending a pledge with a fake ID to buy booze at the liquor store that always confiscates fake IDs. TFM.” that are definitely up there. Is after-the-fact contraception more frat than before-the-age alcohol consumption? I’m not sure, but I can’t wait to find out.
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Stay tuned: The Official 2016 Frat Bracket: Sweet Sixteen will be announced Friday
Bracket design by Connor Davis. Follow him on Instagram.
Did Total Frat Move even make the NIT?
10 years ago at 10:29 amSuprised they didn’t throw rowdy gentleman on this bracket and stuff the ballot box all the way to the ‘ship.
10 years ago at 11:35 amNarrowly escaping an Archer upset bid early on
10 years ago at 12:23 pmHazing lost in the first round? I’ve lost all faith in this Frat Bracket….
10 years ago at 10:32 amNot only did it not lose in the first round, but it’s currently looking like it’s going to win the second. Possibly even the third. You don’t real so well, do you boy?
10 years ago at 10:40 amYou don’t spell too well, do you boy?
10 years ago at 10:49 amI won’t even bother with stretching…I just start running…
10 years ago at 10:56 amI’m going Whiskey over Not Pulling Out, because if you DO pull out you can jizz on her face though.
10 years ago at 10:49 amI expect a George Mason type run for Intramural Sports. Highly underseeded.
10 years ago at 10:51 amJim Larranaga. FAF.
10 years ago at 3:38 pmCouldn’t have said it better myself
10 years ago at 11:11 pmIt helps that IM sports had such an easy draw into the Sweet 16 though. Embezzlement and Not Paying Dues? Come on man. Those aren’t frat…
10 years ago at 5:03 pmAgreed, but would IM sports have been seeded higher if drunk? That minor distinction could make all the difference.
10 years ago at 9:38 pmThis is the best thing this website has ever produced.
10 years ago at 10:55 amI will probably get lapped for this but I think pledges should have been a solid seed. Obviously they’re pledges so the fucking suck, but at the end of the day if we didn’t have pledges we’d just be walking into a social group.
10 years ago at 10:58 amDon’t tell them that, you pussy. Besides, hazing is up there. What’s hazing without pledges?
10 years ago at 11:14 amI hate not picking at least one underdog but I feel Natty Light and Hazing play for the Ship here and Hazing beats natty. Mostly through the use of obscenities and rage fueled by Natty light.
10 years ago at 10:58 amAdderal vs Keystone Light is probably the hardest call i’ve had to make in 4 years of college
10 years ago at 11:19 amWait until we get Natty vs cocaine in the next round
10 years ago at 1:01 pmIt’s fucking cocaine. You show me a man who’ll take a Natty briefcase over an eightball and i’ll show you a liar.
10 years ago at 2:47 pmgotta go with the blow. I’ll take a big gator tail of disco dust over drinking alcoholic water any day.
10 years ago at 2:20 amKeystone could easily be replaced with any number of shitty beers, but Addy only has a rival in cocaine which IS seeded higher. No pun intended.
10 years ago at 9:40 pmI cant believe cigs got knocked out in the first round.
10 years ago at 11:27 amIt was disappointing, but a loss to republicanism is respectable. Maybe next year?
10 years ago at 2:23 pmTough draw in the first round, but republicanism locked that one up early.
10 years ago at 9:41 pmLooks like Steve Holt got “Fired!” Hah ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
10 years ago at 11:36 am