Unquestionable Ranking Of The 10 Best Party Schools In The Nation
9 years ago

10 Best Party Schools In The Nation

It’s time to rank the best party schools in the nation, because just talking about academics would be petty. By now, you should be well versed on which schools house the hottest women, which schools dominate Greek life, and which schools are the place to be on Saturdays during football season.

But what about the most quintessential piece of the college experience? Without partying, there is no fun — just a bunch of learning. Sure, you could stick to the books for four to seven years, never develop any social skills and become an extremely lonely and awkward doctor, or you could be a real human being and party your dick off for five or six years.

So what school rages harder than the rest? I’m here to settle the score. Spoiler alert: your school probably didn’t make the list (cough, A&M, cough).

Honorable Mention:Southern California, Texas State, Florida, Arkansas, University Of Texas, Ole Miss, Nebraska, Texas Tech University, Colorado State University

10. Tulane University

Tulane

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You think I’m just going to leave out the school that sits in the heart of the biggest party city (sorry Vegas, you don’t count) in America? I’m not messing around when it comes to Tulane. You’re either getting fucked up on Bourbon or getting fucked by some test (followed by Bourbon). I would not hate going to Tulane at all solely for the partying 24/7. Academically, not a bad school. Athletically, pretty terrible. But partying? Tulane comes in with an A++.

Drugs, booze, and girls are flowing in the streets of New Orleans. Want a hand grenade? Go for it. Want an Irish breakfast? Do two of them shits. The only real rule in the Sin City of the South is that you drink to excess.

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    1. Jaime Lannister TFM

      I once talked to a very large African American bouncer whose name escapes me. He had worked at parties at both CU in Boulder and CSU in Fort Collins. He said he enjoyed working at CU parties because everyone was all about just having a good time and won’t give the bouncer shit. He didn’t have many nice things to say about CSU, and said something along the lines of how he “loves to beat the shit out of all the try hard fuck boys in that town.”

      9 years ago at 2:11 am
    2. SLUSKI

      Having went to CU, I will say that anytime I’ve visited Ft Collins I’ve had a great time. No doubt that both schools party. With that said, CU is just a class above, and there’s no doubt Boulder as a town has a lot more to offer its students and is just better in every way. It’s among the best places to live in the country. Finally, we both know that the only reason you settled on CSU is because you couldn’t get into CU first. This debate is now over thank you and go fuck your self.

      9 years ago at 9:10 am
      1. Fuckedupfriday

        I got into both schools on scholarship and went to csu without hesitation. I like my girls aids and dreadlock free.

        9 years ago at 10:41 am
      2. SLUSKI

        Ive never met anyone who if given the choice between the two chose CSU. What I’m trying to say is that I don’t believe you.

        9 years ago at 12:04 pm
  5. Fratreb

    Created a new account just to ask why the fuck Ole Miss isn’t on this list. We don’t have much left, don’t take away our party status too!

    9 years ago at 12:12 am
  9. Slappyhappychap

    One of the reasons wvu parties unlike any other school is the off campus housing. Nobody lives in a dorm past second year., unless you are a clown. Not only that, but wvu has tons of actual houses. Alot of people get their own stand alone house (not appartment) as a sophomore. Grant that freedom to a bunch of 19 – 20 year Olds and you have wvu.

    9 years ago at 5:18 am
  10. 30rack

    This is so inaccurate. FSU doesn’t crack the top 10, not even in the honorable mentions? Jolly Rancher-licking homos.

    9 years ago at 10:23 am
  11. BillClit-ton

    Gotta say I think Georgia Southern deserves at least an honorable mention. It’s true the bar scene is a little bare but the frats are pretty sick. I’d rather be in Staresboro than Athens.

    9 years ago at 10:33 am