Unquestionable Ranking Of The 10 Best Party Schools In The Nation
It’s time to rank the best party schools in the nation, because just talking about academics would be petty. By now, you should be well versed on which schools house the hottest women, which schools dominate Greek life, and which schools are the place to be on Saturdays during football season.
But what about the most quintessential piece of the college experience? Without partying, there is no fun — just a bunch of learning. Sure, you could stick to the books for four to seven years, never develop any social skills and become an extremely lonely and awkward doctor, or you could be a real human being and party your dick off for five or six years.
So what school rages harder than the rest? I’m here to settle the score. Spoiler alert: your school probably didn’t make the list (cough, A&M, cough).
Honorable Mention:Southern California, Texas State, Florida, Arkansas, University Of Texas, Ole Miss, Nebraska, Texas Tech University, Colorado State University
10. Tulane University
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You think I’m just going to leave out the school that sits in the heart of the biggest party city (sorry Vegas, you don’t count) in America? I’m not messing around when it comes to Tulane. You’re either getting fucked up on Bourbon or getting fucked by some test (followed by Bourbon). I would not hate going to Tulane at all solely for the partying 24/7. Academically, not a bad school. Athletically, pretty terrible. But partying? Tulane comes in with an A++.
Drugs, booze, and girls are flowing in the streets of New Orleans. Want a hand grenade? Go for it. Want an Irish breakfast? Do two of them shits. The only real rule in the Sin City of the South is that you drink to excess.
“If you love drugs U COLORODO DRYGGS
9 years ago at 7:26 pmNebraska shouldn’t even be an honorable mention. It’s a dry campus, why do you think I left?
9 years ago at 7:44 pmASU is a dry campus too numbnuts
9 years ago at 10:02 pmBecause you had no friends but alcohol
9 years ago at 1:50 amFSU not being on this list is blasphemous. They call it Tallanasty for a reason. Go fucking Noles.
9 years ago at 7:52 pmFuck cu
9 years ago at 7:53 pmFuck you
9 years ago at 9:03 pmIowa should be on this list, Illinois should be higher, penn state shouldn’t be on this list, Wisconsin shouldn’t be 1.
9 years ago at 7:58 pmIllinois shouldn’t be on the list, Iowa should, and Wisconsin should still be #1.
9 years ago at 11:36 amgood to see Madtown on top..Well-deserving.
9 years ago at 8:57 pmDude, I think you forgot SNHU. We have some sick parties and we’re the best in the D2 NE-10 conference. We also have some wicked cool Frats. (I capitialized Frat in the last sentence because Frats are awesome. Geeds don’t understand)
9 years ago at 9:44 pmTry way less
9 years ago at 10:12 pmYou’re not going to last very long on here.
9 years ago at 7:54 amWhat the fuck Ole Miss didnt make the list?
9 years ago at 9:51 pmThat would be correct, unless you read a different article.
9 years ago at 11:42 pmA year ago in a party school article you guys referred to Iowa as “a dynasty that rivals the SEC dominance on the football field.” You didn’t need to say you’ve never been to Ames… if you had, it wouldn’t have come close to this list.
9 years ago at 10:09 pmDid you have to make your own list because the Princeton review didn’t have enough SEC schools on it?
9 years ago at 10:11 pm