The 2017 Wife Mock Draft

TheChampionsTour7 years ago

Julie King

School: University of Iowa
Hometown: Chicago, IL
House: Middle Tier
Major: Interior Design
GPA: 3.0
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 5′6
Weight: 160 lbs.
Cup Size: D (nice perk for their size)

Pros:
– LLLLLLLLLLLOADDDDDDDDED.
– I’m talking “fuck you” family money.
– She’s awesome. A lot of fun. Once flew a boyfriend to NOLA for the Sugar Bowl on a whim. Story goes that she chartered a private jet and lost the security deposit, because they were having sex the whole flight. That’s commitment.
– Dynamite personality, too. She’s bubbly and cute, with just the right amount of dry humor.

Cons:
– Medium key thick. Nothing a diet and gym membership can’t fix, though.
– There’s a real possibility that she’s peaked in terms of attractiveness.
– Family currently being sued by a former business partner that could make a serious dent in her inheritance.

Projected: 4th round value pick

Outlook: Put your shallowness aside for a minute here. This is a cute, albeit chubby, woman of means who has a history of spontaneity and a large inheritance. Get her on a diet plan and cut her drinking down to three nights a week, you could be looking at a hard seven here. It depends on what you want out of life. Do you want to be the breadwinner, live in a four bed/two bath house in the suburbs or live in a fucking mansion and go yachting in Mallorca? Up to you.