The 2017 Wife Mock Draft

TheChampionsTour7 years ago

Lily Harris

School: University of South Carolina
Hometown: Charleston, SC
House: Bottom Tier
Major: Psychology
GPA: 2.1
Hair color: Red
Height: 5′8
Weight: 155 lbs.
Cup Size: B (not great, not terrible)

Pros:
– Huge fan of 69ing.
– Master of conversation. Never a dull moment.
– Is out six nights a week.

Cons:
– Is out six nights a week.
– Loves saying “Cs get degrees”, but she’s been on academic probation pretty much every semester she’s been in college.
– Two DUIs.
– Word is that she’s got the herp. Yikes.

Projected: Late 7th/UDFA

Outlook: She’s got spunk, I’ll give her that. Unfortunately, she’s damaged goods. Still carrying around the freshman 15 (and then some) and she’s a full-fledged alcoholic at this point. It’s a real shame. At one point in time, she was probably a nice diamond in the rough candidate – but now, she’s a real gamble for even the most desperate of suitors.