The 2017 Wife Mock Draft
Kenzie Graham
School: University of Louisville
Hometown: Paducah, KY
House: Top Tier
Major: Biology
GPA: 3.8
Hair color: Dark Brown
Height: 5′7
Weight: 130 lbs.
Cup Size: B (perky as shit)
Pros:
– Absolute showstopper. Everyone is in love with her.
– All her spring break instagram pics average around 3,000 likes.
– Golden, olive skin that is naturally tan year round. She might be an eighth Cherokee or something.
– Plays guitar and has the voice of an angel.
Cons:
– Her snap stories average about three minutes and rarely feature anything hot.
– A bit of a tease.
– Heavily involved with the ACLU.
Projected: Top 10
Outlook: Small town charm, big city looks. Planning on going to med school. Acceptance letters from Duke, NYU, and Carnegie-Mellon. She’s got everything you could possibly want. Total package. Buy high.
Inclinded to agree that Julia King is the obvious answer. I dated a girl who was loaded. Family owned a mansion in Puerto Rico they took me to twice. Except instead of chubby she was skinny as anything and perfect height for my average stature. Double. Ds. This was before I even knew they weren’t supposed to be perfectly perky. If I had had the foresight then…
7 years ago at 7:54 am