The 2017 Wife Mock Draft

TheChampionsTour7 years ago

Annie Sanders

School: Oklahoma State University
Hometown: Oklahoma City, OK
House: Middle Tier
Major: Graphic Design
GPA: 3.2
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 5′7
Weight: 145 lbs.
Cup Size: C (fake)

Pros:
– Distant relative of T. Boone Pickens.
– Has been taking cycling classes since sophomore year ended and the results are magnificent.
– On the pill.
– Southwest Airlines Buddy Pass. Don’t scoff at that. It’s worth its weight in gold.

Cons:
– Well, she’s a bit of a nerd.
– Doesn’t drink.
– Has seen Nickleback in concert. Twice.
– Dated a marching band member.

Projected: 3rd round “Maybe she’ll grow out of this phase” pick

Outlook: Talk about an absolute wild card. We cannot get a read on this girl. She’s got fake boobs, an incredible body, but somehow has been swallowed up by gamer culture and runs in a really odd group. She very well might grow out of it for the simple fact that she is just too hot for these people. Maybe worth a shot? Probably not.