The 2017 Wife Mock Draft
Kenzie Graham
School: University of Louisville
Hometown: Paducah, KY
House: Top Tier
Major: Biology
GPA: 3.8
Hair color: Dark Brown
Height: 5′7
Weight: 130 lbs.
Cup Size: B (perky as shit)
Pros:
– Absolute showstopper. Everyone is in love with her.
– All her spring break instagram pics average around 3,000 likes.
– Golden, olive skin that is naturally tan year round. She might be an eighth Cherokee or something.
– Plays guitar and has the voice of an angel.
Cons:
– Her snap stories average about three minutes and rarely feature anything hot.
– A bit of a tease.
– Heavily involved with the ACLU.
Projected: Top 10
Outlook: Small town charm, big city looks. Planning on going to med school. Acceptance letters from Duke, NYU, and Carnegie-Mellon. She’s got everything you could possibly want. Total package. Buy high.
Any word on what Maddie Schwarz’s nips look like?
7 years ago at 12:57 pmNo word as of yet. Got a guy on it.
7 years ago at 1:08 pmAny significance to your recent change in title from SVP of Media to Editor-in-Chief?
7 years ago at 1:16 pmBig fan of her. Reminds me of that pornstar that was a student at Duke
7 years ago at 3:40 pm^^BELLE KNOX
7 years ago at 3:41 pmI don’t believe in saying “good job” but I actually enjoyed this. And Lauren Mitchell is already lowkey talking to like three dudes, one of whom just earned a Tour Card. Don’t shoot the messenger.
7 years ago at 1:14 pmGod you still fucking suck
7 years ago at 1:40 pmDesi’s full bush is in the pro category if you ask me
7 years ago at 1:34 pmT1970sM
7 years ago at 6:09 pmMaddie Schwartz has an באַט made for אַנאַל and I will help myself.
7 years ago at 4:39 pmShe has a “slowly” made for “Anabel”
7 years ago at 12:55 pmSigmanugs mom:
Pros:
-freak In the sack
-an easy on call fuck 24/7
-deep anus
Cons:
-not a lot of tread left on the tires.
Projection: Late 7th to undrafted
7 years ago at 4:53 pmWow he owns a lot of real estate in your head doesn’t he?
7 years ago at 10:34 amNot quite junior. By the way when you guys fuck who’s pitching and who’s catching? You always seemed to strike me as someone who would enjoy taking it. Fucking loser.
7 years ago at 10:50 am“Taylor Swift on steroids”? Hell yeah, I would strap in and ride that bronc till she threw me.
7 years ago at 5:15 pmLily seems like a value pick. Holy water cures herpes, right?
7 years ago at 6:25 pmI’d fuck Maddie Schwartz’s anus so hard the Israelis would send Mossad after me like a Nazi who escaped to Argentina.
7 years ago at 7:16 pmDon’t sit there and talk like Julie King isn’t the obvious answer. Because it’s pretty clear she’s the answer.
7 years ago at 8:41 pmGotta agree with you here, attitude and crazy too often get lumped together. Consider Desi mid round sleeper with first round quality
7 years ago at 1:37 am